Would Roger Federer ever name his coming child "Novak"? How many different movie channels are there in Melbourne? Did the Australian Open really schedule Rafael Nadal to play Bernard Tomic on Court 13? Those questions and more in this week's best dispatches from Twitter.
Just seen provisional aus open schedule... day 2.. Nadal vs tomic 1st on court 13!!?? what are the organisers thinking!
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 10, 2014
And @rogerfederer ,i would be honored if you named your kid after me. Sure Serena would be too. So,let us know. We will be around the courts
— Novak Djokovic (@DjokerNole) January 8, 2014
@serenawilliams is that a heads up for the practise tomorrow...?
— sascha Bajin (@BigSascha) January 6, 2014
A @HobartTennis headline made hilarious by Sam Stosur (via her Facebook) #stosuronaroll pic.twitter.com/hSX3enTTvM
— The Slice (@TheSliceTweets) January 10, 2014
Someone just pranked me saying I missed the sign-in for qualifying of @AustralianOpen Literally the scariest moment of my life! #rookie
— James McGee (@jamesmcgee01) January 7, 2014
Intrigued by Marinko Matosevic, dubbed Man of Mystery by Oz media coz he won't say why he makes L signs end of matches. L for lager, surely
— judy murray (@judmoo) January 7, 2014
@andreapetkovic it's not your fault... P.s I'm totally crying too.
— Laura Robson (@laurarobson5) January 7, 2014
Look my mother came to pick me up here at kooyong ✌️ #feelspecial pic.twitter.com/jofbWCAfpB
— Tomáš Berdych (@tomasberdych) January 9, 2014
Better late than never I guess. #sportspupoftheyear #SPOTY pic.twitter.com/cIWBmIWfwf
— Maggie May (@maggiemay_hem) January 8, 2014
Mansour Bahrami, Jimmy Connors and some other bloke who didn't amount to much. pic.twitter.com/sTjJZjFQVi
— Adam Peacock (@adampeacock3) January 8, 2014
Again: Can we lose phrase "brand ambassador"? The athlete is driving your car, not negotiating a hostage crisis or drafting peace accords
— Jon Wertheim (@jon_wertheim) January 8, 2014
Jon and I happily and safely welcomed our 4th child yesterday, Haven Michelle Leach. Words can never describe:) We are all so thrilled. — Lindsay Davenport (@LDavenport76) January 7, 2014