Worst-Dressed Teams In Sports

Worst-Dressed Teams In Sports

Cincinnati Bengals

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For 46 years, former fashion designer Mr. Blackwell has been famously shredding the threads worn by celebrities, but his acid-tongued commentary could easily apply to the duds worn by teams in the four major pro leagues. Herewith, some of Mr. B's finer quips about such luminaries as Bjork and Mary-Kate Olsen affixed to the uniforms that most seem to fit his description.<br><br>"Looks like a rag doll trapped in a wind tunnel."

Columbus Blue Jackets

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"When it comes to couture chaos, this tacky terror should take a bow."

Phoenix Coyotes

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"A clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind."

New York Islanders

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"Looks like a painted pumpkin -- on a pogo stick."

Tennessee Titans

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"Coiffure by Medusa ... clothes by the Marquis De Sade."

Jacksonville Jaguars

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"A pretentious fashion folly in a nightmare by Salvador Dali!"

Buffalo Bills

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"So many tacky trends, so little time."

Carolina Hurricanes

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"I'm seeing red. Cartoon-colored proof that any fashion sanity is really dead."

Nashville Predators

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"Has the allure of nuclear waste...Sorry, no taste!"

Denver Broncos

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"It's time to sack the stylist ..."

Florida Panthers

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"When it comes to fashion, a schizophrenic frenzy!"

Tampa Bay Devil Rays

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"Packs the stylistic punch of a dilapidated Yorkshire pudding."

New York Mets

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"Let's face it: a paint-by-numbers fashion foul."

Minnesota Timberwolves

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"In bag lady rags that depressingly decayed -- forget the accessories and buy some Raid."

Minnesota Wild

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"The palace Christmas tree or dressed by a color-blind circus clown?"

Atlanta Braves

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"A kinked and curled Kewpie Doll wrapped in a collection of yesterday's fatal fashion frights."