"Katzmeyer is not blind as a bat...Katzmeyer is not blind as a bat...Katzmeyer is not..."

"Not you, stupid!"

"I guess we'll have to let him play. They're his goal posts".

THREE ILLUSTRATIONS
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)