It's a stinkin'-hot night at the ballpark-near 100 degrees, the
air is code red--and the Orioles are playing the cellar-dwelling
Blue Jays. Still, it's got to be a big night: It's
Coca-Cola/Burger King Cal Ripken Fotoball Night. That is, it's
the sort of ersatz event that is a staple of baseball now that
payrolls are fat, attendance is slim, and the game--well, no one
trusts the game to be enough. These new Orioles yield to no club
in the promotional pennant race. There's Floppy Hat Night,
Squeeze Bottle Night, Cooler Bag Night. There's an item called
the NationsBank Orioles Batting Helmet Bank, and there's the
highly prized Mid-Atlantic Milk Marketing Cal Ripken Growth
Poster. They are all a stylistic match for the graphics on the
scoreboard that tell you when to clap or the shlub whose bodily
fluids are draining into his fake-fur Bird Suit while he dances
on the dugouts for reasons known only to him.
Still, as a celebration of the Hardest-Workin' Man in Baseball,
the hero of this Old-Fashioned Hardworkin' Town, the Cal Ripken
Fotoball is my personal favorite, perfect in every detail. There
is the F in the name--gives it klass, and it's korrect, because
there's no photo on the ball. There's a line drawing of Cal's
face, with a signature across the neck. The signature is of the
artist who made this genuine-original line drawing from a
genuine-official photo of Cal. And then there's the plastic
wrapper--says it's all Made in China. I like that in a baseball.
And one key word: NONPLAYABLE. In other words, don't throw or
hit it, or this fotobooger will come apart.
Hours before game time, I wanted to ask Cal about his Fotoball.
I wanted to ask how it feels to be the icon for baseball and
Baltimore. But he's hard to catch in the locker room. He has his
locker way off in the corner, where his dad used to dress as a
coach. The official-and-genuine Oriole explanation is that the
corner affords him room for two lockers--one extra to pile up all
the stuff fans send him. But it's also unofficially helpful that
there's an exit door in that corner, and anyway it makes Cal
plain hard to get to. (One day early in the season I was
blocked entirely by the richly misshapen and tattooed flesh of
Sid Fernandez.) And if you're lucky enough to catch Cal, you're
still not home free: Even local writers--guys Cal knows--find that
out. "Angle your story," he might say, without looking at the
writer, his eyes still on the socks in his hand. "Yeah ... but
what's the angle?"
So the writer must explain what he means to write. "Cal, it's
just about all the second basemen you've had to play with--you
know, 30 different guys to get used to."
"No," Cal says to his socks. "Doesn't do me any good to answer
See, these days, just a handful of games from Lou Gehrig's
record of 2,130 consecutive starts, he's playing writers like he
always plays defense, on the balls of his feet, cutting down the
angles: How is this gonna come at me? Where should I play it?
Positioning (forethought, control) has always been his game. And
streak or no streak, Cal still has to play the game his way--that
is, correctly: He's got to click with his second baseman.
This new locker room defense is the only effect Cal permits
himself to show as he surfs the hype wave into the record books.
That and maybe some testiness toward umpires. Just a couple of
nights before Fotoball, the second base ump missed Cal's tag on
a runner, and for the next 10 minutes obscenities and spittle
flew out of Ripken's mouth. (Of course, Cal did it the right
way, facing home plate while he manned his position, never
turning his head, so the ump wouldn't be shown up and have to
toss Cal out. Ripken, being Ripken, has to throw even
The point is, the umps, the writers, even the Streak itself,
they all get in the way of the goal--always the same goal--which
is to play the game just right. The umps make mistakes. The
writers don't care, they want controversy. Cal doesn't like
controversy. And the writers take time. Cal doesn't have time,
not now. He's got his wife and kids in the big country house; he
doesn't get enough time with them already. He's got fans, he
gives autographs--thousands of signatures. He's got press
conferences at ballparks across the country and big, scheduled
media hits--The New York Times, Prime Time Live, TV Guide, the
cover of SI. He's got endorsement deals, his old ones (local hot
dogs and milk) and new ones: Chevy Trucks, Coca-Cola, Nike,
Franklin Glove, the Adventureland theme park, and assorted
memorabilia, including a bobble-head doll. (You can't establish
a deathless baseball record without a bobble-head doll.) It's
not easy being an icon--when it has to be done just right.
And time before a game...well, forget it. That's sacred.
That's Cal's time to prepare. He's in his routine--the silence,
the planning, the discussion. And he wants to hit, take batting
practice, correctly: first a bunt, then a ground ball to the
right side (move that runner to third), then a fly to the
outfield (bring that runner home) and then swing away, swing
away, swing away. He wants to take grounders--has to take
grounders--but correctly: You don't grab the ball any which way
and close your mitt around it; you catch the grounder with an
open glove, to get your throwing hand in. You catch it in
position to throw. That's all part of catching the grounder
correctly. See, Cal's dad, who taught him, has these sayings
--said them all a million times--like: If you want to play the
game properly, you have to get ready to play.
Or there's this one:
You have to know what you want to do before you can do it.
And even more often, there's this one:
Practice doesn't make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect.
So there's Cal on the Camden Yards ball field, trying to
practice perfectly to get ready to be perfect, and I'm lurking
in the dugout--I wanna ask about the Fotoball. That's the funny
thing that happened to Cal: He landed in all this hype and
distraction, the reporters and the shoe deals and about a
thousand plaintive kids screaming, "Cal!" "Cal, pleeeze!" "Mr.
Ripken!" "Caaal!" He's got hungry little Baltimore to feed with
esteem. He's got Powerade and Fotoball. He's got me to deal
with, and every other sideshow in the whole Hoopla Nation ...
because he was raised to pay attention to the game.
Here's the funniest thing that happened to Ripken: Now that the
calendar, luck and stubbornness have made him Baltimore's hero,
the team, the media and the city's nabobs have decided he's got
to be a blue-collar hero.
Oh, young Cal...he was raised a Baltimore, you know....
That's how the local song begins.
...So he grabbed his lunchbucket and went to work every day--the
way guys do in this hardworkin' town. He did his job 13 years
straight--like the fellas on the swing shift at Crown Cork 'n'
Well, a workin'-class hero is something to be. But it just
doesn't happen to be...him.
At $6 million a year, Cal Ripken Jr. lives in a house the size
of a Wal-Mart, near the ninth jump of the Maryland Hunt Cup, in
steeplechase country, the Greenspring Valley, along with the
other rulers of Baltimore. Ripken goes to work in a chartered
plane or in the Orioles' fashionably retro theme park.
And the town? Well, that's a complicated story--one that goes
well beyond the Camden Yards theme park and the surrounding
Inner Harbor theme park, with its rows of shoppees selling
$20 T-shirts or crabs at $35 a dozen. None of that is meant for
the man on the swing shift. In fact, there is no more swing
shift. Crown Cork and Seal closed up its plants, like all the
other big manufacturers.
The ball yard, Harborplace, the gleaming insurance and banking
towers looming over the gleaming water--they were all designed
(with forethought, control) to replace the blue-collar Baltimore
that was crumbling like an empty row house. Or at least to
distract attention: Here the rulers of the town would build the
Baltimore you're supposed to see; they would stock it with
family attractions--the shoppees, tall ships, an aquarium (Hey!
How 'bout baseball?)...and plenty of parking, so the white
people could jump into their cars and go back to the suburbs to
sleep. They wanted the kind of place that Good Morning America
would visit. If you build it, Joan and Charlie will come! And so
they did! That worked like a charm. In fact, that's what they
called Baltimore: Charm City.
But somehow that name never really stuck. See, the schools still
didn't work, crime's a problem, taxes are murder. And even those
new towers shining out there, beyond the centerfield fence,
they're going empty. This town is literally shrinking up.
Somehow, all the Disneyfication of the downtown didn't win for
Baltimore the label that the rulers really wanted: big league.
Now they've given up on the catchy nicknames. They've just mount
ed Cal up front, like a hood ornament, to symbolize what
Baltimore's all about.
The truth is, Cal wasn't raised a Baltimore--nor even a true
son of Aberdeen, Md., the town 33 miles up the highway where his
parents still keep their house. When Cal was growing up, the
Ripkens' home was baseball. Young Cal was raised an Oriole.
You have to understand what it meant. When Cal was growing up,
the Orioles were the best club in the game. There were pennants:
'66 (world champs) and '69, then '70 (world champs again) and
'71. There were playoff teams in '73 and '74 and a pennant again
in '79. These Orioles were stars on the mound: Jim Palmer, Dave
McNally, Mike Cuellar. They were sluggers at the plate: Frank
Robinson, Boog Powell. They were stars with the glove: Mark
Belanger, Paul Blair...and for 23 years at third base, Brooks
The great thing was not what they won but how they did it. This
wasn't the richest club. As a business, it wasn't even good. The
Orioles had to win pennants to draw a million fans. Any evening
you could leave work at 7:15 and drive like a bandit through the
neighborhood in northeast Baltimore that had as its centerpiece
Memorial Stadium. Everybody had his own route through those
tight streets. Everybody knew a kid who parked cars in his alley
or his driveway. And for five bucks at the window, you could
stroll through this comfy concrete pile and settle yourself to
watch the greatest righthander to hit the league in 30 years,
Palmer, mow down some visiting lesser lights. By midgame, if you
had the wit and nerve, you could spot an empty seat in the
second or third row...you could sit, for god's sake, a foot
and a half behind the bald owner, Jerry Hoffberger, hard by the
third base dugout, where it looked like Brooks was gonna dive
straight into your lap for that ball. "Way to dig it out,
Brooksie!" some fan would yell. Brooks would look up to see if
he knew him. These were ball fans. They would hoot an outfielder
out of the park if he threw some rainbow over the cutoff man's
head. The Orioles were all about defense. Sometimes they made
brilliant plays. But they always made the routine plays right.
That was the Oriole Way.
There was actually a book. It had all the plays: where the
cutoff men stood, who backed up where, all the bunt plays, the
pickoff plays....This was the codification of the Oriole Way.
And this text was taught at every spring training and through
the summer, in every ballpark throughout the organization. In
Stockton, Knoxville and Elmira, they did everything the Oriole
Way, down to the dress code (on the street), full uniform (on
the field), batting practice (first the bunt...one to move the
runner over...one to bring the runner in...then swing away,
swing away, swing away). The Orioles couldn't afford to buy
pennants. When they had a hole, they had to fill it from the
farm. But when those kids came up, they were Orioles already.
The only thing manager Earl Weaver had to tell them was the
curfew. On the field, they knew how to make the plays right.
And that's where the old man came in. Cal Ripken Sr. was a
catcher whose playing career (1957-62) arced short of the
majors. Then he was, for almost 15 years, a coach and manager in
the bushes, teaching the gospel to fledgling Orioles. For all
the years of his famous son's life, Senior was preaching the
Oriole Way. Living it, in fact, in Asheville, Rochester or
some other town where his wife, Vi, would rent a house and make
a home for the four children during the summer. Wherever home
was, the ball park was the Ripkens' second home. Dad would set
the kids to work in the clubhouse or hit grounders to them (Dad
could run a perfect infield)--100 grounders, 150, as many as they
wanted--unless they started screwing around, grabbing at the
ball, hotdogging throws, in which case he would pick up the ball
bag and walk off. (PERFECT practice makes perfect.)
Cal Jr. didn't live in Aberdeen full-time till high school, in
'75. (Senior didn't come up to the big club, as a coach, till
'76.) But young Cal was already an Oriole. From the time he was
able to read, the box score from Baltimore held names he
knee-they'd been kids on his father's teams. (Hey! Al Bumbry went
3 for 4! Junior had shined his shoes in the Asheville
clubhouse!) When Junior was drafted in '78--and made it through
the system, the Oriole Way, by '81--he was just rejoining family.
And it was like family, the way the guys would go out after road
games--or in Baltimore, they would babysit one another's kids,
watch 'em all together in somebody's pool. Or everyone would go
out to Hoffberger's house after Sunday doubleheaders: cookouts
and laughter, players and ex-players, kids and wives, stadium
ushers and secretaries, Weaver and the old coaches--Bamberger,
Hunter, Ripken--grinning half-lit on National Bohemian beer
(that was Hoffberger's brewery), saying (like they always did),
"It's great to be young and an Oriole!" And it would go from
just after the game to ... well, when the last guest left. Even
on a weekday night Cal Jr. would come off the field, and there
would be Dad at the table in the locker room, holding
court--Senior never liked to leave too quickly after a game. And
he would take apart that game, too, for a couple of hours
sometimes, and you could learn some baseball. Cal Jr. liked to
hang around like Dad. And even if he stayed for two hours, he'd
still see guys--Palmer, Elrod Hendricks--in the parking lot, fans
around their cars. Autographs were mostly for kids. When that
was over, they could talk baseball.
And the baseball was splendid. In '82, Cal Jr.'s first full
year, the Orioles took the pennant race to the final weekend
against Milwaukee. That was the most exciting thing Junior had
ever felt in his life. The next year they took it up a notch and
won the pennant in the playoffs in Chicago. Attendance was
sky-high. All of Baltimore was on a roll. There was a working
mayor in those days--guy named Schaefer, he was kind of the
Oriole Way of mayors--and he'd walk into some business in town
and tell 'em, flat out, they had to buy season tickets. That's
when he wasn't busy building somewhere. (Hell, he was rebuilding
the whole Inner Harbor, said it was going to save the city!) It
was exciting just to be there. And when the O's beat the
Phillies in five games in October, and Schaefer had a parade
through the streets, and the fans came out by the tens of
thousands, yelling, "Cal M-V-P, Cal M-V-P!" ... then everything
seemed perfect. Nobody knew it was over.
No one had marked as a disaster the moment three years earlier
that Hoffberger sold the team. (The new owner, attorney Edward
Bennett Williams, was already whining about the tight streets
around the ballpark. Fer crissakes, it took him an hour to get
home to Washington.) No one knew the mayor was running for his
last reelection; he was building his last towers, selling his
last tickets. No one--certainly not Cal Jr.--knew that would be
his last pennant, last Series, last parade. No one saw it was
the end of the Oriole Way--not even Senior, keeper of the
code--until four years later, when Williams gave him a thoroughly
diminished team to manage and then fired him because he didn't
Sure enough, it's a big crowd for Fotoball. No surprise: Camden
Yards is always near-sold-out. The field level is almost all
season tickets. The club level, above that, is all bought up by
businessmen who send young waitresses to fetch their crab cakes
and designer beer. And it's big business in the skyboxes, where
buffets and TVs are arrayed in cool darkness, behind plate
glass. The rulers of Baltimore built this pleasure playground
In the rest of the yard it's family entertainment--parents
cajoling little Kim, Lee and Ashley to keep their Fotoballs in
the Oriole (promo) sports bag so they won't get cotton candy or
frozen yogurt on them. It's a prosperous crowd, overwhelmingly
white. The P.A. man, Rex Barney, yells his single, aged
joke--"Give that fan a contract!"--whenever a customer catches a
foul ball. There's the Bird dweeb, dancing with the ball girl
down the leftfield line. There's the Jumbotron in centerfield,
flashing trivia quizzes (JeopBirdie) or guess-the-attendance or
a picture of the player at bat, along with some cheery bio
factoid: Chris had 3 HR in one game with Columbus. (Big deal.)
The whole show is paced like a Saturday-morning cartoon:
Something has to happen every 30 seconds, or else.
Oh, there is a game, too.
It isn't a very good game--though Cal puts the O's on the board
with a home run in the second inning. That revs the crowd for a
while. They're up in their seats, rooting ... till the third
out, and then the P.A. speakers whine to life with a female
voice like treacle: Noo-body does it better.... It's the theme
song for the Jumbotron video on Cal: Cal hitting, Cal sliding,
Cal high-fiving, Cal in the pivot, Cal as a kid, Cal with his
kids, Cal getting a plaque, Cal in gauzy sunshine waving his
cap. Noo-body doezzz it bettttter. Bayyyy-bee yerrrrr the
besssst! The boys in marketing must have put that splendid
tribute together. No one is rooting at all--they're just watching
TV. Cal is already the favorite with all the suburban children.
They wear jerseys with the big number 8 on the back and ORIOLES
across the chest. (No official-and-genuine Oriole jersey, not
even the road uniform, says BALTIMORE anymore. Regionalism is a
Key Marketing Concept.)
Meanwhile, the O's are giving the game away--handing it over to a
last-place club. On the mound Jamie Moyer has already walked in
two Toronto runs. Now, two ground balls that the second baseman
can't play and an error in leftfield turn into three more runs.
The nearly 42,000 in attendance watch in murmurous passivity.
They make noise when they're told to--though they did stand to
cheer for Bobby Bonilla on the occasion of his first Oriole hit;
he was 0-fer his first two games. Still, everyone seems sure
Bonilla will put the O's over the top. Has to. He's worth
millions! They're pleased with the team's owner, Peter Angelos
(another lawyer). At least he's not afraid to spend! (And isn't
it great? All they had to give up for Bonilla was a couple of
farmhands--just two of their best outfield prospects. Minor
Middle innings: Toronto now has six runs. It's always disturbing
to this crowd when their team of hired millionaires doesn't win.
And it's always somewhat mysterious.
The front-row box next to the dugout, right on third base, is
now held by Ripken's agent, Ron Shapiro. Those seats have a
splendid view of Toronto runners rounding third, but Shapiro
couldn't be in a better mood. He's gorgeous in his warmth--the
kind of fellow who'll reach over and hold your arm with his hand
while he tells you something nice about yourself. He's a lawyer
by training, sports agent by trade; he's the man who set up
Cal's charity foundation and created the Tufton Group, which
handles demands on Cal in this year of the Streak. As Cal's
father is father to Cal's game, so is Shapiro father to Cal's
"To me," says Shapiro, "the bonding between a player and his
community is what it's all about." Ripken, he says, has made a
conscious choice to stay in Baltimore for his entire career.
Yes, Cal is committed to working with Baltimore. "He wants to be
appreciated for his totality as a human being ... as a
thoughtful, caring, committed and community human being."
Shapiro is thoroughly hip to the great divide in the
ballpark--the family crowd, the corporate crowd--and alive to the
possibilities this presents for Cal. "Because, remember," says
Shapiro, "they'll all come out for Cal. Both constituencies." He
sounds like an operative sizing up a prime piece of political
horseflesh. Politics is another of Shapiro's games. He is the
finance chairman for the current mayor's reelection campaign.
Ron Shapiro is going to remain a ruler of Baltimore.
The Blue Jays have the bases loaded (again!) when their batter,
Alex Gonzalez, raps a clean hit to left ... except it never gets
through. Ripken was moving before the bat hit the ball. He is so
far in the hole, it looks as if his weight will carry him into
foul ground. But he picks the ball on the bounce, backhand, with
his body somehow already turning, with his right hand already
sweeping up to meet his glove at his hip. He is backpedaling,
almost falling toward third, when he plants his big right leg,
which lifts him into the air, whence he fires the ball in a
white streak to second base. And the runner is out--inning over.
It is the kind of play that stays in your head as a picture. At
Camden Yards, no one yells. Polite applause. The fans are
waiting for the next thing to happen. "Dad.... Dad!... DAD!"
This is a kid on my left. He wears a T-shirt that says CHICAGO
BULLS. His father turns. "Cal's gotta hit another home run! Dad!
Can we get ice cream?"
This current mayor, guy named Schmoke, made a new slogan for the
city: Baltimore. The City That Reads. No one knows what that's
supposed to mean. But about the same time, Cal set up his own
foundation and its literacy program: Reading, Runs and Ripken.
Shapiro keeps everybody on the same page of the hymnal. Cal's
always been willing to sing along.
Now that Blue Collar Cal's so famous across the nation,
everybody's trying to pick up the tune. Would you say there's
something special about this town? Hardworkin' people? It was
one of those man-on-the-street ads, supposed to thump the tub
for local Channel 11. They wanted to bill themselves as the
Hard-Working News Team. Of course, it seemed like a
small-minded play on Cal's streak--collusive, self-satisfied and
small-town. That's Baltimore too.
Though he'll never talk about it, Cal remembers clearly those
times when the town chorus turned against him. There was '88,
that awful year when his father was fired (the O's started 0-6
under Cal Sr., then Frank Robinson came in, and they lost 15
more in a row). And there was '92, when the team and the town
gave up on his little brother, Billy (Cal's favorite second
baseman, but of course he can't say that, either). In fact,
every time Cal's hitting went south, those hard workin'
airwaves were filled with captious comment. People said Cal
ought to sit down. Take a rest. Stop acting like Superman. Stop
putting his own streak ahead of the team!
It hurt him. Confused him. In '88, when Brady Anderson joined
the O's, he found Cal one day leaning alone against the
leftfield fence. "What's goin' on?" Brady said.
Cal just waved him away: "Not now."
Brady insisted. "No, c'mon. Tell me. What's wrong?"
Then Cal asked this near-rookie, this kid, "What does the Streak
mean to you?"
What Cal couldn't figure was: How could they criticize the best
thing about him? He always came to play. What was wrong with
that? That's the way he was. Was there something wrong with him?
Still, he signed two contracts after that. Even in the middle of
negotiations, he never made a threat to leave. That didn't have
to do with Baltimore's values. It had to do with his values. He
thought if you say you're willing to leave--if you declare for
free agency--then you have to be willing to go. He wasn't.
And that's his real link with this town, with the people in the
row houses. City councilman Martin O'Malley (who is to local
politics what Cal was to baseball as Rookie of the Year)
represents those old, tight streets around the silent Memorial
Stadium. "People here don't care where he lives," O'Malley says.
"Or how. They don't want him to be blue collar. And they're not
waiting with bated breath for him to pass Lou Gehrig. You know,
the city can ebb and flow. We've got racial divisions. We're
best known for Homicide on TV. The population's at its lowest
point since World War I. But number 8's still trottin' out to
shortstop. People see that. He never gave up on them."
Cal does hit another home run. Two dingers on Fotoball Night--how
'bout that? But it isn't enough, not when the rest of the lineup
hits nothin', and the O's give away three or four runs. Toronto
six, O's three--final. The Orioles have departed second place,
It promises to be a somber clubhouse scene when the writers are
admitted 10 minutes after the O's last strikeout. The pack makes
for the manager's interview room. I am hunting Cal, still with
my Fotoball, still without avail. Often after games he'll sit
for a while in the lounge-players only-to talk about the game.
But tonight it looks like the rest of the guys are getting
dressed, heading out. Coaches, too. It is almost 11 o'clock. I
watch Cal's corner. A camera crew, for mysterious reasons, is
filming his locker, shining a minicam spotlight onto his shoes,
his chair, his uniform shirts. (Maybe it's another Jumbotron
tribute. Maybe they'll make this one scratch-'n'-sniff.)
"Check the field." This is whispered in my ear in the locker
room. "He's out there. You better check it out."
I go out through the tunnel, under the empty stands. Except
they aren't empty. There are thousands of people, all standing,
looking down at the rail where Cal Ripken is signing Fotoballs.
Cal has one foot on the rubberized warning track, one foot on
the padding of the rail. He has his own felt-tip. And he is
signing-correctly, of course, down to the Jr and the period
after his name. (Then he blows on his signature to make sure it
won't smudge.) There are city cops around him and two dozen
ushers to keep the crowd in line. But mostly they just stand
there grinning. This is just Cal and the fans.
"Cal, would you put 'From B.J. to Kristin'?"
"Kristin with a K?"
"K-R-I-S-T-I-N.... Thanks, Cal."
"You're welcome," Cal says.
He signs their Fotoballs and then their programs--or their
shirts, ticket stubs, popcorn boxes, whatever they want, as many
as they want. If they want him to use their pens, he caps his
and signs with theirs. (One guy's pen doesn't work, so Cal rubs
the point on his own palm till it satisfactorily marks up his
hand.) If they don't ask him something, Cal asks them. "Favorite
hat?" Cal says as he bends to sign one kid's sweaty headgear.
"It is now," says one of the cops.
Cal never lets a kid leave without a word from him. "You ready
for bed?" Cal says to a yawning little girl. "I feel that way,
But he doesn't look ready for bed at all-stoked up is more like
it, in high enjoyment. He doesn't just hold out his hand for the
next ball and the next ball ... he looks up and fixes each fan
with the shock of his light-blue eyes and a greeting. The cops
warn him a couple of times that fans are still piling into line
in the concourse-the line stretches now from the right side of
home plate halfway to the leftfield corner. "That's O.K.," Cal
says. He keeps signing and talking.
"How'd you break your arm?" he says to a boy as he signs his
cast, then his Fotoball, then his hat. "Your bike? Jumpin' a
couple of cars? Or you just fell off.... How long you got to
have it on?... Well, that's O.K. You can still play other games,
can't you?" (The kid just shakes his head, mute with awe.)
The grown-ups, who didn't get Fotoballs, bring Ripken whatever
they have. One woman hands over her shoe. "I'd like to sign it
inconspicuously," says Cal, turning it over, "so you can still
wear it." Says the woman: "I'll wear it." Maybe a hundred
parents push kids forward and then back away, making motions of
entreaty with their cameras. Each time, Cal leans in next to the
kid-"Cheese," he says. ("Oh, didn't wind? Try again. Cheese and
crackers.") Teenage girls are in that breathless, open-mouthed,
near-tears state known to doctors as Deep Elvis. They want to
kiss him. Cal demurs. They want to hug him. Cal leans in. "Not
too close," he'll say. "I'm all sweaty." (They don't mind.)
At midnight it is still near 90 degrees on the field. The rest
of the vast yard is silent and empty, in a strange surfeit of
light. The grounds crew has finished with the mound, home plate
and infield. The rest of the stands are clean and bare. Supper
has long since been cleared in the clubhouse. The locker room is
also empty save for a couple of attendants cleaning, putting
laundry away. Still there are fans, stretched in a line down the
concourse. And Cal keeps signing: "Is that Katie with an i-e?"
The police lieutenant, Russell Shea, leans in behind Cal. "I'll
be the bad guy, O.K.?" he says. Cal nods but keeps signing and
talking. Shea calls Cal "the finest gentleman I've met, bar
none--and I've been stadium commander for two years." So he lets
Cal make the schedule. He leans in again: "You want anything?
Cold drink?" Cal shakes his head. He is still in full uniform,
his forearms shining with sweat, his ankles still taped. For
most of the last hour and a half, he has stood on one leg while
he propped each ball, photograph or program on his left knee-so
he could sign just right. Shea, unbidden, brings a bottle of
Powerade. Cal keeps signing.
"Let me stretch out your shirt, so I can sign it right."
"Yeah, this picture's rookie year. You want me to sign on this
The way Cal describes it, he's too pumped up after a game to
leave. His family's asleep ... and the fans want so little--a
picture, a handshake, a signature to remember the night. He
likes it when they ask him to write their names too-or when they
bring pure trash for him to sign (some lemon-ice wrapper that
has been on the floor). That way, he knows: They never mean to
sell it. (The one piece he won't sign is a pair of uniform pants
brought down by a collector. The guy would have sold the pants
for a fortune.) He likes it when fans ask if he remembers them
or they bring up some name he's supposed to know. ("Do you know
Pat Francis?" asks a big-haired blonde. "She useta babysitcha."
Cal fixes the woman with an elfin smile. "We used to tie up our
babysitters sometimes. We outnumbered 'em." And the woman is
giggling.) The way Cal describes it, if he can talk with a
thousand Baltimore fans, he'll find out he knows most of them.
That isn't true. But it pleases him to think it's true.
It pleases him to see the excitement on their faces--and their
shock. (He talked to us! He was so nice!) It pleases him to do
this correctly. It pleases him, this power to give some bit of
himself (as the kids yell to one another, as they run with their
autographs: We got Cal! We GOT CAL!). This is a heady power: On
this night or any night, at any hour, midnight or after ... by
his act alone, by his attention for one minute, by a stroke of
his pen, he can give value to trash. He can make a night, or a
town, feel big league. He can make even Fotoball something real.
Quarter after 12. What he can't do is stop. Not easily. Not
tonight. There are hundreds left in the concourse when Cal
murmurs, "Pen's going." That means he is going--soon. But he
signs a few more, till the collector with the pants shows up
again. ("I didn't come to argue. Cal! Just these pictures!")
"I'm done," Cal says. He caps his pen.
"CAL! Ooooowww!" It is a moan of near-physical pain from a
mother-with-son behind the collector--a kinda-cute mom, with
curly brown hair. "Pleeeese, oh, god!" She's been waiting with
her hyperweary kid for hours.
"I'm done," Cal says. "Sorry. I can't do any more." He is
heading down the dugout steps. She is going to cry--you can see
it. "But how 'bout if I give you my cap? Is that all right?"
The mother doesn't get it. She looks at her stunned son to see
if that is all right. Cal ducks in the dugout and
surreptitiously signs the bill. Then he pops up the steps, puts
it in the kid's hands. The mother is still staring at her kid:
Is it all right?
But the kid can't look up. He is staring at this ... thing. As
if a meteorite had landed in his hands. Cal is already in the
tunnel when the boy looks up--not at the mom but at the dark
heavens--and says, "Whoa! YESSS!"
in the way of the goal, which is to play the game just right."
a hood ornament, to symbolize what Baltimore is all about."
uniform, says 'Baltimore' anymore. Regionalism is a Key
criticize the best thing about him? He always came to play."
pen, he can give value to trash. He can make a town feel big