SHARK OPENING GREG NORMAN'S DOWN UNDER RESTAURANTS
We wish him well, but wonder how long it'll be before they're
called Greg Norman's Went Under.
THE FUSS OVER FURYK'S SWING
Everyone is saying how strange Jim's action is, as if any Tour
pro's swing is the norm.
March 24, 1997
U.S. PLAYERS SELECTED FOR ANDERSEN CHAMPIONSHIP
Pavin and Stricker are in, while Duval and Woods are out?
Tournament officials must've made their picks off a missing-persons report.
WOOSNAM SAYS HE'LL JOIN PGA TOUR
Little Woosie's stated reason: He's tired of his low ranking.
The real reason: He has already hit every pub in Europe.
DALY'S NO. 1 IN DRIVING DISTANCE
But 145th in driving accuracy, so we can call him Long and Wrong
MONTY ENDS EXERCISE PROGRAM
Instead of running to the fridge, Montgomerie (below) will walk.