Night Of The Nuts They held a light heavyweight title bout at the Garden, and all the loons came out

July 26, 1998

It was a night for the loonies. Big loonies and small loonies.
Black loonies and white loonies. Old loonies and young loonies.
The grandest, looniest loony of them all was easily
identifiable, he being the one whose face adorned all those
promotional signs and posters: the local kid from the Bronx, Lou
(Honey Boy) Del Valle. What in the world was Loony Louie thinking?

For an entire week Del Valle, the WBA light heavyweight champ,
had dumped on the accolades of Roy Jones Jr., the WBC light
heavyweight champ and--insert Oscar De La Hoya whine here--by
far the best fighter on the planet. "Roy Jones doesn't like to
get hit," Del Valle said at last Friday's weigh-in at Madison
Square Garden. "And he doesn't take punches well."

Need more? Hey, Louie, how 'bout Jones's beloved rottweiler?
"Not as tough as mine," Del Valle boasted. Hey, Louie, how 'bout
Jones's reign as champ? "Over," he said, grinning. "I'm gonna
beat Roy Jones, and all of you are gonna apologize for not
believing."

Even after all was said and done Saturday night at the Garden,
after Jones had used 12 rounds to turn Del Valle's face into
tomato paste, the loonies stayed out in force. Hey, wasn't that
Tommy (Hit Man) Hearns at the postfight press conference,
begging Jones for a title shot? Hey, isn't Tommy (Hit Man)
Hearns 216 years old? "Roy Jones is a good fighter, not a great
one," said Hearns. "If he fights me, it's his real chance to
prove his greatness. If Roy Jones beats Tommy Hearns, that shows
he's the best." But Tommy, aren't you a little--ahem--washed up?
"I'm the man who'll beat Roy Jones," he said.

And what of Reggie Johnson, that all-important IBF light
heavyweight champ? (Writer's note: While typing this story, I
swatted a fly and was immediately named WBO light heavyweight
champion.) Johnson too was at the fight, watching closely as
Jones switched repeatedly from righty to southpaw and took the
crafty Del Valle apart like a Lego set. "I'm the guy who'll take
Roy to the limit," said Johnson, who, at an unspectacular
38-5-1, has been taken to the limit a few times himself. "For
the first time someone will match his speed, power and arena
wits. For the first time, he'll get beat."

Maybe it's the money talking. (Del Valle, a former sparring
partner of Jones's, earned $850,000 for the fight, Jones $4
million.) Maybe it's just that boxers, being disciples of
Muhammad Ali, like to gab. Whatever the case, Roy Jones Jr. has
a seemingly unmatched ability to squeeze stupidity out of the
masses. Del Valle entered the ring hopping, skipping, jumping
and pointing every which way, while his outfit, with a sequined
top featuring the Puerto Rican flag, glistened under the lights.
As soon as Jones, calm and reserved, appeared in the ring, Del
Valle was in his face, mugging like an attention-deprived child.

He learned quickly: You do not pull a pit bull's tail. You do
not tick off Roy Jones Jr. "He's a great fighter, I'm a good
fighter," Del Valle (27-2) said after the bout. "He's so fast...
he can do anything he wants to at any time he wants to."

It's hard to pick just one Jones moment from the fight. Perhaps
it was in Round 5 when Jones glided away from Del Valle, danced
a five-step jig and pounced back with a hard right. Perhaps it
was midway through the sixth. Until then Del Valle had answered
many of Jones's hardest punches with a shake of the head, as if
to say, You can't hurt me, Roy. In the sixth the chiseled Jones
threw three consecutive steaming rights to Del Valle's schnoz.
They had to have hurt. But Del Valle shook his head anyway.
Jones smiled, nodded and shrugged his shoulders. The message was
clear: No problem. I'll just keep smacking you around--punk.

Del Valle's finest moment came in the eighth, when he caught
Jones with a thunderous left to the chin. Jones stepped back,
leaned forward a bit, then fell to his butt. It was the first
time he'd ever been floored as a pro. "Mother------ knocked me
down," he told his corner in disbelief at round's end. "That was
a good shot."

Of course, Jones got up and won easily. But even he couldn't
escape the night's lunacy. Before and after the unanimous
decision, Jones and his promoter, the flavorful Murad Muhammad,
spoke of their longing to battle Evander Holyfield for the
heavyweight crown. Jones dined with Holyfield in Atlanta
recently and, Jones said last Friday, "I told him that I'd
really like to fight. It'd be a great opportunity." Muhammad
says that he has offered Holyfield $20 million and that
Holyfield-Jones is No. 1 on his agenda.

Who's the loon? Jones (37-1), a bulked-up junior middleweight,
had been knocked on his butt by the 175-pound Del Valle.
Holyfield, at his lightest, goes 205. Black or white, young or
old, Del Valle or Jones--in boxing, the loons come in all forms.

COLOR PHOTO: JOHN IACONO [Roy Jones Jr. and Lou Del Valle in boxing match]

Jones has a seemingly unmatched ability to squeeze stupidity out
of the masses.

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)