GOING ONCE GOING TWICE
The online auction items of the week
WINNING BID: $4.99
DESCRIPTION: The Lakers' 1977-78 media guide came out seven
months after Kareem Abdul-Jabbar won his second straight NBA
MVP. Did that make him a cover model? Not over a leggy brunette
leaning suggestively on the locker room door.
WINNING BID: $92.00
DESCRIPTION: When your rec room starts feeling like the infield
at Daytona, you'll be wanting a NASCAR ceiling fan. This model
has four 42-inch blades emblazoned with the NASCAR logo and a
three-speed, reversible, one-horsepower motor. Assembly
instructions--but no crew chief--are included.