Kieschnick Watch It's back! SI's Kieschnick takes a year-end reading of Brooks Kieschnick's quest to forge a career as an outfielder and pitcher.

October 05, 2003

Kieschnick finished with seven homers in 70 at bats and batted
.300. That was a point higher than batters hit against him as he
went 1-1 with a 5.26 ERA in 53 innings. In three games in left he
made one error and didn't exactly impress. Said manager Ned Yost,
"I told Kiesch if he drops another ball, I'm calling timeout and
I'm going to pull his pants down and spank his bare butt."

COLOR PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: ARIEL SKELLEY/CORBIS (FAST-FOOD WORKER);RONALD C. MODRA (KIESCHNICK, 3) MCDONALD'S COLOR PHOTO: DAVID WALBERG (BUS) MINORS COLOR PHOTO: RONALD C. MODRA (KIESCHNICK, 3) MAJORS
TWO COLOR PHOTOS: RONALD C. MODRA (KIESCHNICK, 3) COLOR ILLUSTRATION LAST TIME THIS WEEK

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)