By Georges

February 09, 2004

The Hole Story, by Gorjus George Lucas, the yardage-book maker to
the Tour pros, highlights a key hole at this week's top venue.
Once a caddie for Arnold Palmer, among others, Lucas earned his
nickname for his (formerly) flowing locks and changed the
spelling to fit it on a vanity plate. As the chart below shows,
he shouldn't be confused with George Lucas of Star Wars fame.

GORJUS GEORGE LUCAS VS. GEORGE LUCAS

OCCUPATION Yardologist Writer-director-
producer
AGE 49 49

ACHIEVEMENTS Created more than Created Star Wars,
900 yardage books Indiana Jones series

PET DOG Squeaky, Indiana, malamute
golden retriever

RESIDENCE RV Skywalker Ranch

USES LASER
TECHNOLOGY FOR Mapping golf courses Jedi fight scenes

FOLLOWERS PGA and LPGA tour players Galactic fanatics

NOTED JICYRFU (Just InCase R2D2 (Reel 2,
ABBREVIATION You Really F--- Up) Dialogue 2)

UPCOMING
PROJECT Surveying Las Vegas CC Star Wars Episode III

NET
WORTH "Not even close to a million." $3 billion

FAMOUS "I'll marry the woman who "Luke, I am your
PHRASE looks at me like Squeaky." father."

CAREER Accidentally whacked The Phantom Menace
LOWLIGHT by Arnold Palmer's club

TOP RIVAL ShotLink Peter Jackson

LOOK-ALIKE The Skipper An Ewok

COLOR PHOTO: TODD BIGELOW/AURORA COLOR PHOTO: DOUG PETERS/ALL ACTION/ZUMA PRESS, INC. (LUCAS) TWO COLOR PHOTOS: PHOTOFEST (FORD, VADER, R2D2) B/W PHOTO: COOPERPHOTO/CORBIS (TRAILER) B/W PHOTO: BETTMANN/CORBIS (SKIPPER) COLOR PHOTO: PHELAN M. EBENHACK/AP (PALMER) B/W PHOTO: PHOTOFEST (FORD, VADER, R2D2)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)