--ATHENS VS. SYDNEY Athens is the home of the Olympics, but it'll
be no match for Sydney .
--SEX AND THE CITY FINALE We missed it, and my wife was P.O.'d at
--HYBRID CLUBS Great idea. They're not for sissies--I'm using one!
--TIGER'S BACHELOR PARTY I'm sure it'll be a small affair. I'll
have to talk to O'Meara.
--SAME-SEX MARRIAGE For it. Marriage is a spiritual thing. It's
not only about sex and having kids.
March 8, 2004
--SPIKY HAIR I use some sticky, gooey stuff that sets like cement.
It's very Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I'm a metrosexual, baby!