--THE MASTERS The most prestigious tournament.

--PHIL Extremely friendly.

--TIGER So pure. He's still so amazing.

--SHAQ VS. YAO Shaq, by a mile.

--LEBRON JAMES Underrated.

--CADDYSHACK A timeless classic.

--CANCELED VICTORIA'S SECRET SHOW A tragedy, an absolute tragedy.

--REALITY TV All of them are crap, just crap.

--MICHELLE WIE I'm speechless watching her.

--TEEN PRODIGY An opportunity. It is what you make of it.

--NATIONWIDE TOUR A stepping-stone.

--APRIL 15 A real slap in the face. It was like, Welcome to
adulthood.

--TOUR LIFE Very lonely.

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