"Every time I come to Montana I feel like a prostitute on
Saturday night."
--THEN EASTERN WASHINGTON FOOTBALL COACH DICK ZORNES, IN 1986,
AFTER GAME OFFICIALS UPHELD A DISPUTED LAST-SECOND TOUCHDOWN TO
GIVE MONTANA A 42-37 WIN OVER HIS EAGLES IN MISSOULA

COLOR PHOTO: EASTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY (ZORNES)