--VIAGRA OR CIALIS I don't need it.
This is an article from the May 17, 2004 issue
--YOUNG FAMILY I've been given a mulligan. I was a father before,
but not a dad.
--SENIOR MAJORS Only three of them are worth anything: U.S. Open, British Open and PGA.
--JACK NICKLAUS The greatest player ever. There is not even a
--ARNOLD PALMER A different kind of great.
--TIGER WOODS On his way to greatness.
--TALKING I can play either way, but I prefer to talk.
--GREATEST HISPANIC PRO Either me or somebody in Texas you've
never heard of.
--MERRY MEX O.K. for a nickname. I guess it means I'm happy.