Hairy Situations

How They'll Look According to SI's JOHNNYDAMONIZER 4000
August 22, 2004

Now's not a good time to be an athlete's barber. First, Falcons quarterback Michael Vick--who broke his leg shortly after getting a haircut last season--said he wouldn't trim his locks until the Falcons win the Super Bowl. Then Yao Ming vowed that China would make the Olympic quarterfinals: "If we don't, I won't shave for six months as punishment." Chances are, both will have hirsute futures: The Falcons were drubbed by the Ravens 24--0 in their preseason opener, and China lost to Spain by 25 in its first Olympic game.

COLOR PHOTOIMAGES OF VICK AND MING WERE ALTERED BY SI IMAGINGDUSAN VRANIC/AP (MING)JESSICA RINALDI/REUTERS (BEARD) COLOR PHOTOIMAGES OF VICK AND MING WERE ALTERED BY SI IMAGINGDAVID DUROCHIK/SPORTSPICS (VICK)L.G. PATTERSON/AP (AFRO)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)