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THE BEST JOKES WE CAN TELL IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ...

May 30, 2005
May 30, 2005

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May 30, 2005

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CATCHING UP WITH
LETTERS
THE END OF THE HOME RUN ERA
Horse Racing
NBA Playoffs
SOCCER
Online Poker
Inside Baseball
Inside The WNBA
  • Seeking a fresh start after battling depression, Chamique Holdsclaw is reviving her game in Los Angeles

  • No WNBA champion has repeated since L.A. in 2002, and with defending titlist Seattle having lost two starters, its reign may be over. Here are four teams that could unseat the Storm.

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THE BEST JOKES WE CAN TELL IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ...

"Two antennae got married. The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great."

This is an article from the May 30, 2005 issue Original Layout

Jake Westbrook, Indians Pitcher

"An ant and an elephant marry. The first night of their honeymoon, the two make love, but the elephant has a heart attack and dies. The ant is devastated and says, 'Five minutes of passion, and now I have to spend the rest of my life digging a grave.'"

Luis Isaac, Indians Bullpen Coach

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