Three Wise Men

June 04, 2006

ERICBRUNTLETT

Utilityman

CLAIM TO BRAINSStanford grad (economics); SAT score: 1440 (out of 1600). Currently readingphysicist Brian Greene's Elegant Universe, which explains how superstringtheory reconciles quantum mechanics with Einstein's relativity theory.Bruntlett, 28, had his intellectual curiosity nourished early--parents Angelaand Craig (a Ph.D. in chemistry) introduced him to algebra in first grade. Hehad a 3.97 GPA at Indiana's Harrison High; these days he stays sharp playingSudoku. "I don't think Bruntlett says enough to come out with a dumbthought," says teammate Brad Lidge. "When he does [say something],everyone listens."

BRAD LIDGE

Closer

CLAIM TO BRAINSThree years at Notre Dame. Ancient civilizations buff. Though closers usuallycultivate short memories, Lidge loves the past. "One of my favorite booksis The Histories, by Herodotus," says the pitcher. "He lived more than2,000 years ago, and he learned about [people] who lived 2,000 years beforehim. It gives a good perspective." Bruntlett marvels at the breadth ofLidge's knowledge, but Brad Ausmus sees his teammate as a bit of a slacker."If Brad had spent as much time studying in school as he does in fantasyfootball," says Ausmus, "he would have been a straight-Astudent."

BRAD AUSMUS

Catcher

CLAIM TO BRAINSDartmouth grad (government). No grade below B. "He has one of the sharpestwits," says teammate Lance Berkman of the Gold Glover. Ausmus's father,Harry, is a retired professor of European history at Southern Connecticut Stateand the author of A Schopenhauerian Critique of Nietzsche's Thought, whichAusmus, 37, calls his "favorite book." Lidge says the catcher hasabsent-minded-professor moments. "One game Roger Clemens had to call Bradout [to the mound] three times because he kept messing up the signs," saysLidge. "I think at least two times Brad didn't know how many outs therewere."

THE QUESTIONS

WITH

KevinYoukilis

Red Sox FirstBaseman

What was yourwelcome-to-the-big-leagues moment?
They dressed me up in a Hooters outfit my second day. I was in Toronto, and Iwalked into the locker room and all my clothes were gone. There was just aHooters outfit and shoes.

Favorite off-dayactivity?
Sitting down to eat at a restaurant. It's such a normal thing, but when youtravel so much, you never have time to sit down for a real dinner. I savorit.

If I weren'tplaying baseball, I'd be ...
selling diamonds. My dad's in the diamond business. He tried to recruit mecoming out of college [at Cincinnati], but I got drafted instead. Someday I'dlike to take over his business.

If I werecommissioner for a day, I'd ...
cut out interleague play. I realize it's fun for fans to see players theywouldn't normally see, but when an AL team plays an NL team, it's just adifferent game altogether.

LAST WEEK

Youkilis (.435on-base percentage) scored in his 11th straight game as the Sox beat Tampa Bayon Sunday.

THIS WEEK

The Red Sox go toDetroit to face the first-place Tigers (page 40).

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The Pop Culture Grid

How do sports stars fit in? Person I'd most like to meet Nickname as a kid Most scared I've ever been Song that reminds me of summer Book I'm currently reading Superhero I'm most like
JOHN THOMSON Braves P Jackie Robinson Red When I got hit in the face by a line drive Summertime Blues (Alan Jackson) I don't read Don't know
JOEY CHESTNUT Eating Champ Bill Clinton (above) Puff (the Magic Dragon) Being chased by pack of wild dogs at age six Take Me Out to the Ballgame Eat This Book (Ryan Nerz) Wolverine
HANK BLALOCK Rangers 3B Vince Neil The Hammer On my wedding day Anything by The Beach Boys (above) I don't read books None
NICOLE VAIDISOVA Tennis Player Madonna (right) Bambi Watching the movie The Ring We Run This (Missy Elliott) Kiss the Girls (James Patterson) Scooby Doo (above)

 

SIXTEEN PHOTOSDAMIAN STROHMEYER (YOUKILIS ACTION, YOUKILIS HEADSHOT); EVERETT COLLECTION (BEACH BOYS); HANNA-BARBERA (SCOOBY DOO AND SHAGGY); FRANK MICELOTTA/GETTY IMAGES (MADONNA); LESTER COHEN/WIREIMAGE.COM (CLINTON); MATT YORK/MLB/GETTY IMAGES (BLALOCK); YURIKO NAKAO/REUTERS (VAIDISOVA); JAE C. HONG/AP (CHESTNUT); TONY FIRRIOLO/MLB/GETTY IMAGES (THOMSON); JOHN GREEN/CAL SPORT MEDIA (BRUNTLETT); DAVID J. PHILLIP/AP (LIDGE); BOB LEVEY/WIREIMAGE.COM (AUSMUS, ASTROS HAT); CORBIS (CHALKBOARD); RUTH ORKIN/HULTON ARCHIVE/GETTY IMAGES (EINSTEIN)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)