Prime-Time Players

October 21, 2007

WITH JOCKS on The Bachelor, jocks thinking they can dance and jocks under Friday Night Lights, and Thursday-, Saturday-, Sunday- and Monday-night lights, prime-time TV has more jocks than Dick's Sporting Goods. But for some of us, it's still not enough. In a perfect world every show would be about sports. In fact, why wait?

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FAMILY GUY
Roger Clemens retires yet again to spend more time at home. SCRUBS
Guest stars: the St. Louis Rams.
IN SEARCH OF...
Leonard Nimoy tries to find a clean track athlete to whom he can give Marion Jones's medals. SMALLVILLE
Mark McGwire showers.

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PHOTOPETER READ MILLER ILLUSTRATIONFLICKERLAB (ILLUSTRATION)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)