WITH JOCKS on The Bachelor, jocks thinking they can dance and jocks under Friday Night Lights, and Thursday-, Saturday-, Sunday- and Monday-night lights, prime-time TV has more jocks than Dick's Sporting Goods. But for some of us, it's still not enough. In a perfect world every show would be about sports. In fact, why wait?
This is an article from the Oct. 22, 2007 issue
Roger Clemens retires yet again to spend more time at home.
Guest stars: the St. Louis Rams.
Leonard Nimoy tries to find a clean track athlete to whom he can give Marion Jones's medals.
Mark McGwire showers.
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