WITH JOCKS on The Bachelor, jocks thinking they can dance and jocks under Friday Night Lights, and Thursday-, Saturday-, Sunday- and Monday-night lights, prime-time TV has more jocks than Dick's Sporting Goods. But for some of us, it's still not enough. In a perfect world every show would be about sports. In fact, why wait?
Roger Clemens retires yet again to spend more time at home.
Guest stars: the St. Louis Rams.
October 21, 2007
Leonard Nimoy tries to find a clean track athlete to whom he can give Marion Jones's medals.
Mark McGwire showers.
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