Howard will start in the NBA All-Star Game on Feb. 17 and will compete in the Slam Dunk Contest the night before.
Dan Patrick: Do you keep a running total of guys who have dunked on you?
Dwight Howard: I do. I'm at five right now.
February 11, 2008
DP: O.K., run down the list.
DH: Kobe Bryant. He got me the worst. Then it would be Chris Paul. Then Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom and Shareef Abdur-Rahim.
DP: Out of all those, which one bothered you the most?
DH: The Kobe one did. Because it was Kobe Bryant, and because I thought I'd never get dunked on in my whole NBA career.
DP: Yeah, but Kobe's posterized a lot of guys, Dwight. I would think that Chris Paul might bother you a little bit more.
DH: The thing with Kobe was, after he did that dunk, they had it on TV and they had somebody freeze-frame the picture ...
DH: ... and then I went to the mall, and they had the picture on T-shirts! And people were asking me for the autograph of me getting dunked on.
DP: O.K., here is my suggestion for the dunk contest. But you have to wear lipstick.
DH: (Laughs) Go ahead.
DP: So you put lipstick on. You go up and you kiss the backboard and you dunk.
DH: Hmmm. I hadn't thought about that one. What if I kissed the rim?
DP: You know, I would worry about your mouth.
DP: Would you wear lipstick?
DH: That's the tough thing. I don't know if I could make myself wear lipstick in front of the viewers at home.
DP: Yeah, but Dwight, how bad do you want to win the dunk contest?
DH: I really want to win it, because one, for me, I think it would be a big step. And two, for all the big men in the world. That's the only area in life that we're always overlooked, the dunk contest, because we're so tall.
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