TEEING OFF

April 07, 2008

April 14 20008

Dear Penpal,
Do u think golf is cool?? me nether but my dad took me 2 the MASTRS!! Its this ginormos deal in agusta wich is in southamerica and they talk like howdoo yawl!!! They call it a tuna mint Its like 1 million guys try to beat Tiger. LOL!! This year kidz get in free like motel 6!!!

They hate smoke bombs But theres a big oak tree to climb These grandpas in green coats try and catch u and they fall and a ambelance comes They got ropes to stop groanups but you can go under and get golf balls titlest worth like 5$!! I threw 1 back to a guy and he didnt say thanx Golfers yell alot I hid under this rock bridge from like 1 million BC but grandpas chast me and I ran 2 Tiger! This mean man holdin Tigers clubs threw me in a pond!!!

I cant wait til next MASTRS but I geuss I haf 2 wait til helfrees my dad sez well go when helfrees is over!!!!!

ILLUSTRATIONIllustration by DAMIAN DEMARTINO

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)