Remember the Titans

Two books reexamine football legends
October 19, 2008

IT'S DIFFICULT to imagine an athlete better suited for his time than Red Grange. Born in 1903, football's first superstar played with a ballerina's grace and a bull's power, but as Gary Andrew Poole shows in The Galloping Ghost, there was more. "With his swiveling hips," Poole writes, "sexuality permeated his running style." In an era when football players seemingly started games bloody and muddy, the Illinois and Chicago Bears star had an ardent female fan base. This Elvis in shoulder pads became a pop-culture icon in the Roaring Twenties, as football—first college and then, with Grange's help, the pro game—gained traction. Poole's well-researched bio also cites Grange, a proud son of Wheaton, Ill., as a symbol of the Midwest's rise as a cultural counterweight to the Eastern establishment. Poole's affection for Grange sometimes borders on hagiography, but 21st-century fans will benefit from his reburnishing of the legend.

If Grange was a man of his era, it's difficult to imagine two coaches less suited for theirs than Woody Hayes and Bo Schembechler, old-school football men who rose to prominence during a period of social upheaval. That tension colors Michael Rosenberg's War As They Knew It, an engaging look at the Ohio State and Michigan coaches. The times were a-changing in the '60s and '70s, but Schembechler begged his players to ignore "distractions" like the Vietnam War, and Hayes once publicly reprimanded a player who said, "I ain't hip," for not saying, "I ain't hip, sir." The coaches' rivalry is well known, but Rosenberg reinvigorates it with detailed reporting and sharp storytelling.

This Leak in Baseball

FOLLOWING CHICAGO's loss to L.A. in Game 3 of the NLDS, an unidentified player took out his anger on a water pipe, flooding the Cubs' dugout. Plumbing the history books reveals that baseball has always been a game of wrenches.

• 1919: Broken pipe causes water-pressure problems in White Sox clubhouse. Ragamuffin newsboy calls plaintively to outfielder Jackson, "Say it ain't low, Joe."

• 1929: Toilet bursts in Yankees dugout. Says Lou Gehrig, "I consider myself the yuckiest man on the face of the earth."

• 1938: All but one urinal working in Ebbets Field clubhouse. Says Leo Durocher, "Nice guys finish fast."

• 1960: Faulty faucet in Cubs dugout. An excited Ernie Banks says, "Let's spray two!"

• 1978: A Yankees star loses temper over slow drain, then apologizes. Admits Reggie Jackson, "I'm the boor who slurred the sink."

• 1998: Accused of clogging a Cards' clubhouse toilet, a defensive Mark McGwire says, "I'm not here to talk about what's passed."

PHOTOUNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS/TSN/ICON SMI (GRANGE)
PHOTOLEON ALGEE/AP (MCGWIRE) PHOTOLAWRENCE MANNING/CORBIS (PLUNGER) PHOTO ILLUSTRATIONPHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY SI IMAGING

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HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
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Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)