Brett Favre's Life

Play out the wishy-washy QB's future in this board game
May 17, 2009

RULES
1. Roll die and move game piece, adding or subtracting points from score asindicated.
2. If you land on a red square, toss coin and move accordingly.

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Home inHattiesburg

START

Deanna's pig winsblue ribbon at county fair
+10

Shoulder X-rayshows up at Vikings' offices
+10

Tractor breaksdown
-10

Dental X-rays showup in New York Post
-10

TOSS COIN
See Brad Childress at county fair

HEADS
He's there because he really likes corn dogs

TAILS
He's there to offer you Sage Rosenfels's job
+30

Receive key toTwin Cities
+20

Forced to returnkey to New York City
-10

Cheddar Favrestatue outside Lambeau defaced
-20

"We wantSage" chants rain down on Metrodome
-30

Announce playingdays are over at teary press conference
+0

Tractor fixed
+10

Can't get JohnMadden off couch
-20

Bus Cook issues"no comment"
+0

Madden Cruiserpulls into Hattiesburg
+10

TOSS COIN TAILS
Mark Sanchez photographed in hot tub with three blondes

HEADS
Team lauds Sanchez for "Namath-like" performance, gives himextension
-20

TAILS
Jets suspend Sanchez. N.Y. Post headline: no RE-BRETT REGRET—FAVRE's back!
+30

Jets announce newstadium will include a Brett Favre's Steakhouse
+20

Incur Deanna'swrath when she has to cancel vacation to Colonial Williamsburg
-10

Footage offive-pick season finale surfaces on playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
-30

Pull hammy playingfootball with guys from Wrangler jeans commercial
-10

Receive excitedtext from Chris Mortensen
+20

Call Eric Mangini;discover he didn't give you his new cellphone number
-20

Receive excitedtext from John Clayton
-20

Watch Lost. Wonderaloud: "They moved the island?"
-10

ILLUSTRATIONILLUSTRATION BY GARY LOCKE

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)