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SI gleaned thefollowing private-account Tweets from players, caddies, trainers, club reps,wives, secretaries of player agents—and from thin air—during Players week.
YellowLamborghini(Stuart Appleby): Glad they got another sponsor for Kapalua. I can't afford tolose that annuity.
GEE-OFF (GeoffOgilvy): Why is a Korean television network broadcasting a Tour event? Hopingto platform their U.S. brand?
May 17, 2009
iWENTtoDUKE (JoeOgilvie): Brother, their checks will be just as liquid as Mercedes'. Just nocar for the winner. But the C-series depreciates 54% the minute you takedelivery anyway.
ForeRIGHT (TigerWoods): I still won't play.
ExPGA_JohnDaly(John Daly): Hey boys, I can almost smell the chain restaurants and exhaustfumes on A1A. Wish I was there—hawking crap.
Cheeseheadforlife(Jerry Kelly)@ExPGA_JohnDaly: Long John, caught those round 2 slacks on GolfChannel. Did Charo design those for you, big guy?
ExPGA_JohnDaly@Cheeseheadforlife: My homage to pina coladas. I don't miss 'em.Thank you Lap Band!
MAJORless (KennyPerry): Who's the comedian who paired me with Cabrera? Awkward!
ElPato (AngelCabrera): Bébete un Rioja y càlmate.
stewartcink(Stewart Cink): So nice to see my peers joining Twitter. Anyone else have169,000 followers? Tiger? Anyone? Didn't think so.
ForeRIGHT@stewartcink: True Cinky. I don't have the spare time for that kind ofstuff or to sit through things like Tour policy board meetings.
stewartcink@ForeRIGHT: They are tedious. Especially since we spend most of ourtime trying to figure out how to get you to play more often.
NotThurston(Charles Howell): When Veej and I were waiting on 8 tee today he told me wemight lose 6 to 7 tournaments next year?
i.look.goodINwhiteBELTS (Phil Mickelson): Sounds like Tiger and I won't have toworry about adding any events next year.
TrueTemperMan(Pat Perez): I just tore up my Marquis Jet card.
ilookgoodINwhiteBELTS@TrueTemperMan: What's a Marquis Jet card? If you don'town, you might as well fly commercial.;)
LineDancer(Justin Leonard): Honey, have you gotten to the outlet mall yet? Stick to thesale racks at the Louis V store. Happy Mothers Day!
IMGWhippingBOY(Anthony Kim): Maybe I should have joined the European tour full time?
iWENTtoDUKE: Calmdown boys, the Commish will handle it. If he doesn't, I'll take the job. Itwould be nice to get a raise.
SPIDERMAN (CamiloVillegas): I was just in the locker room. Anyone else think that lighting isvery unflattering?
BOCAGRANDE(Sergio García): Yes, it's so unfair.
UnderwearModel(Henrik Stenson): I ? TPC Sawgrass!
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