A Reel-Life All-Pro Team

THREE OSCAR WINNERS, TWO PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAMERS AND ONE FORMER SI SWIMSUIT COVER MODEL MAKE OUR MOVIE BEST-OF SQUAD
April 29, 2013

WR

ROD TIDWELL

(Cuba Gooding Jr.)

Jerry Maguire

More than just a catch phrase—but not much more.

WR

DEACON MOSS

(Michael Irvin)

The Longest Yard (2005)

QB

RENO HIGHTOWER

(Kurt Russell)

The Best of Times

RB

GAVIN GREY

(Dennis Quaid)

Everybody's All-American

Specialist

PINKY THE DOG CATCHER

(Harpo Marx)

Horse Feathers

WR

PHIL ELLIOT

(Nick Nolte)

North Dallas Forty

T

FRED PALOWAKSKI

(Donald Gibb)

Revenge of the Nerds

"It's Ogre, you a--hole."

G

O.W. SHADDOCK

(John Matuszak)

North Dallas Forty

C

MANUMANA

(Peter Tuiasasopo)

Necessary Roughness

G

BILLY BOB

(Ron Lester)

Varsity Blues

T

PATRICK (MADMAN) KELLY

(Andrew Bryniarski)

Any Given Sunday

DB

STEFEN DJORDJEVIC

(Tom Cruise)

All the Right Moves

DE

ANDRE KRIMM

(Sinbad)

Necessary Roughness

DT

GEORGE SAMSON

(Richard Kiel)

The Longest Yard (1974)

DE

STEVE LATTIMER

(Andrew Bryniarski)

The Program

DB

TRUMAINE

(Wesley Snipes)

Wildcats

DB

EARL WILKINSON, A.K.A. RAY SMITH

(Michael Jace)

The Replacements

LB

BOBBY BOUCHER

(Adam Sandler)

The Waterboy

LB

ALVIN MACK

(Duane Davis)

The Program

Pregame speech: "Let's ... kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out."

LB

LUTHER (SHARK) LAVAY

(Lawrence Taylor)

Any Given Sunday

LB

CHARLES JEFFERSON

(Forest Whitaker)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

DB

PETEY JONES

(Donald Faison)

Remember the Titans

KR

FORREST GUMP

(Tom Hanks)

Forrest Gump

Bear Bryant: "He must be the stupidest sonofabitch alive, but he sure is fast."

PK

LUCY DRAPER

(Kathy Ireland)

Necessary Roughness

P

YOUNG CLARK KENT

(Jeff East)

Superman (1978)

Coach

COACH HARRIS

(John Goodman)

Revenge of the Nerds

"I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker and my coach!"

Owner

CHRISTINA PAGNIACCI

(Cameron Diaz)

Any Given Sunday

PHOTOALL-PRO TEAM: GRANT FAINT/GETTY IMAGES (BACKGROUND) PHOTOTRISTAR PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (TIDWELL) PHOTOPARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (MOSS) PHOTOPARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (ELLIOT) PHOTOPARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (KRIMM) PHOTOPARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (DRAPER) PHOTOUNIVERSAL/EVERETT COLLECTION (HIGHTOWER) PHOTOWARNER BROS./PHOTOFEST (GREY) PHOTOWARNER BROS./PHOTOFEST (KELLY) PHOTOEVERETT COLLECTION (PINKY) PHOTOEVERETT COLLECTION (SAMSON) PHOTOEVERETT COLLECTION (BOUCHER) PHOTO20TH CENTURY FOX/EVERETT COLLECTION (PALOWAKSKI) PHOTO20TH CENTURY FOX/EVERETT COLLECTION (DJORDJEVIC) PHOTOMGM/EVERETT COLLECTION (SHADDOCK) PHOTOPARAMOUNT PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (MANUMANA) PHOTOPARAMOUNT PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (BOB) PHOTOPARAMOUNT PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (GUMP) PHOTOBUENA VISTA PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (LATTIMER) PHOTOBUENA VISTA PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (MACK) PHOTOWARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (TRUMAINE) PHOTOWARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (LAVAY) PHOTOWARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (PAGNIACCI) PHOTOS. GRANITZ/WIREIMAGE (WILKINSON) PHOTORON GALELLA/WIREIMAGE (JEFFERSON) PHOTODISNEY/PHOTOFEST (JONES) PHOTOUNITED ARTISTS/EVERETT COLLECTION (KENT) PHOTODMI/TIME LIFE PICTURES/GETTY IMAGES (HARRIS)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
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HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
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Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)