HOT: Joique Bell

Bell scored two TDs on six carries and led the crowd in an infectious arm-waving dance after the second. Your move, Victor Cruz.

HOT: Tom Harmon

Bygone Michigan Heisman toter goes from "who?" to "cool" when QB Devin Gardner unretires number 98.

HOT: Rasslin'

Sport of ancient Greeks readmitted for 2020 Olympics after changes to make it "more exciting." New unis and music on the way. Pile driver still illegal.

NOT: Rivalries

Florida-Miami and Michigan-ND grudge matches go the way of the CD—i.e., only old men and diehards will miss them.

NOT: Louis Tomlinson

One Direction singer left crying and puking after a tackle during a charity soccer match. His fans despaired, but his hair remained unmoved.