Mascot Math

This year, the Raiders rolled out a live version of their NFL Rush Zone animated character, which led to some calculations about what adds up to a mascot
October 14, 2013

Q*BERT + THE LONE RANGER + THE RIDDLER = RAIDER RUSHER

STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN √∑ TOM SEAVER + BUTTERBEAN = MR. MET

SANTA CLAUS √∑ BIG BOY + FRED DURST = LIL' RED

ROLLIE FINGERS + HULK HOGAN √ó BUGS BUNNY = BERNIE BREWER

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

A New York City strip club announced it will stop televising Giants games because, in the words of one dancer, watching the 0--5 team "has become too painful."

PHOTOATARI (Q*BERT) PHOTOABC/PHOTOFEST (LONE RANGER) PHOTOWARNER BROS./PHOTOFEST (RIDDLER) PHOTONFL/ESPN.GO.COM (RAIDER RUSHER) PHOTOCOLUMBIA PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN) PHOTOSTEPHEN GREEN-ARMYTAGE FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (SEAVER) PHOTOJOHN IACONO/SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (BUTTERBEAN) PHOTOJOHN IACONO/SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (MR. MET) PHOTOKIRILL KEDRINSKIY/FOTOLIA.COM (SANTA CLAUS) PHOTOSILLYAMERICA.COM (BIG BOY) PHOTOCHINAFOTOPRESS/GETTY IMAGES (DURST) PHOTOJOE ROBBINS/GETTY IMAGES (LIL' RED) PHOTOFRED KAPLAN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (FINGERS) PHOTOWALTER IOOSS JR. FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (HOGAN) PHOTOWARNER BROS./RONALD GRANT ARCHIVES/EVERETT COLLECTION (BUGS BUNNY) PHOTOSCOTT BOEHM/AP (BERNIE BREWER) PHOTO

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)