Mascot Math

Against all odds, New Orleans unveiled a creature more terrifying than Pierre the Pelican
March 10, 2014

(Chuckie √ó Baby New Year) + The Burger King = Pelicans' King Cake Baby

Sir Walter Raleigh + Kristen Stewart + Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard = Cavs' Sir C.C.

Hellboy + Ord from Dragon Tales + (Eddie Munster)² = Bradley's Kaboom!

(Flying Nun √ó Eminem) + Macaulay Culkin = Providence's Friar

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew was sent off during last Saturday's Premier League game against Hull City for head-butting an opposing player.

PHOTOUNITED ARTISTS/PHOTOFEST (CHUCKIE) PHOTORANKIN/BASS/EVERETT COLLECTION (BABY NEW YEAR) PHOTOEVAN AGOSTINI/GETTY IMAGES FOR JIMMY KIMMEL (BURGER KING) PHOTOLAYNE MURDOCH JR./NBAE/GETTY IMAGES (KING CAKE BABY) PHOTOBETTMANN/CORBIS (RALEIGH) PHOTOTIM HUNTER/NEWSPIX/GETTY IMAGES (STEWART) PHOTOWARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (COOTER) PHOTODAVID LIAM KYLE/NBAE/GETTY IMAGES (SIR C.C.) PHOTOCOLUMBIA PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (HELLBOY) PHOTO2005 SESAME WORKSHOP/COLUMBIA TRISTAR TELEVISION DISTRIBUTION (ORD) THREE PHOTOSEVERETT COLLECTION (MUNSTER, NUN, CULKIN) PHOTODUANE ZEHR/COURTESY OF BRADLEY ATHLETICS (KABOOM!) PHOTOPIERRE ANDRIEU/AFP/GETTY IMAGES (EMINEM) PHOTOMITCHELL LAYTON/GETTY IMAGES (FRIAR) PHOTOTONY MARSHALL/GETTY IMAGES (PARDEW)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)