BUCK SHOWALTER

BIRDS' BRAIN

The two-time AL Manager of the Year had a 286--269 record through Sunday in five seasons with the Orioles. A Yankees farmhand, Showalter, 57, was the Bombers' skipper when Derek Jeter made his debut, in 1995.

DAN PATRICK:If I was a reliever, what could I say to you on the mound to let me stay in the game?

BUCK SHOWALTER: Probably nothing.

DP:What if I cry?

BS: As I'm getting older, I'm getting pretty emotional, so that might do the trick. But then I'd cry after you gave up that bomb.

DP:What are your thoughts on Derek Jeter retiring?

BS: Thank you, goodbye.

DP:What's the meanest thing you would say about Jeter?

BS: I wouldn't [say anything mean].

DP:Did you ever yell at Jeter when you managed him?

BS: No. He had alert eyes. I remember he was aware of everything around him. I knew a lot of things that challenge other players in New York were not going to challenge him. He didn't take himself too seriously, but he took the right things seriously.

DP:But Jeter had a lot of errors when he was young.

BS: Oh, yeah. He had an issue where he'd drop his back foot back [before throwing] because he had more time in high school. But he worked on it. Between innings, when they're throwing around ground balls, every once in a while he'll kind of drop-step. I think he's doing it just to tweak me.

DP:How would you manage Yasiel Puig?

BS: [Dodgers manager] Donnie [Mattingly] and I have talked about it a little bit. There are certain things you don't waste your time with. He's an extremely talented guy. He's worth trying to figure out.

DP:Is Puig too talented for his own good?

BS: Maybe, [but] as a manager you want that challenge. I always want to give our scouts and front office the confidence to take that player who may need to be managed.

DP:It's the 25th anniversary of the movie Major League. Was that a good baseball movie?

BS: Good to average.

DP: Bull Durham?

BS: Above average.

DP:Just above average?

BS: I want to see one that is really realistic.

DP:Is it that minor league fans don't all look like Susan Sarandon?

BS: I probably wouldn't be here if they did.

DP:Did you have groupies in the minors?

BS: Not that I can remember—or tell you about.

DP:Do women attach themselves to minor leaguers hoping they'll make it to the Show?

BS: That's why no one attached themselves to me. When I saw Mattingly and Steve Balboni, I knew I wasn't going to be the first baseman of the Yankees.

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PHOTOMICHAEL J. LEBRECHT II FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (PATRICK) PHOTOJIM MCISAAC/GETTY IMAGES (SHOWALTER) PHOTODAMIAN STROHMEYER/SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (SILVER) PHOTOJAMES CRISP/AP (CHAPMAN) PHOTODAVID WALBERG FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (DALY)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
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HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
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Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)