HOT: The Mechanic
This is an article from the May 26, 2014 issue
Miguel Angel Jiménez wins the Open de Espa√±a at 50. Looks like he'll be the most interesting man at the Ryder Cup.
It mercifully allowed Boise to board DE Antoine Turner early because he was homeless. Runner up for Sign of the Apocalypse.
HOT: Brandon Sherrod
Yale junior quits hoops for the Whiffenpoofs, an a capella group. Finally, he can stay in the key.
NOT: Yao Ming
He was sued in China over claims of false promises in ads. Rockets fans: "Good luck with that."
NOT: Sepp Blatter
FIFA head calls Qatar World Cup a mistake. Wrong: Mistakes are less predictable.