HOT: Brett Favre

The Packers will retire his jersey. In a just world they would have weighed the decision for months while Favre waited to hear.

HOT: Donald Sterling

Defeated in court and forced to sell, so he gets $2 billion for his $12.5 million investment. That's losing and winning at the same time.

HOT: Oregon

Tickets feature scratch-and-sniff that smells like hot buns. Fans hope the same can't be said of the team.

NOT: Paul George

Usually guys wait until the season after they've played for Team USA to get hurt. This was a fast break.

NOT: Tiger Woods

His bad back flares up again. Right now he couldn't catch Jack Nicklaus with a bear trap.