HOT: USC

Outgained 413--291 yards but still won. The Trojans made the Stanford mascot look like a Christmas tree.

HOT: J.J. Watt

Said he Googled "what do rich people buy" after signing $100 million deal. He owned the D.C. line on Sunday.

HOT: Bob Knight

Uninjured when his car hit a cow blocking a Wyoming highway. He probably avoided charges by arguing the cow's feet were moving.

NOT: Big Ten

Michigan State, Ohio State, Michigan crushed. Rutgers and Maryland should fit in just fine.

NOT: Pat Haden

USC AD who argued with refs is an "impartial" member of selection committee. And, um, he only jumped on the field to rescue a drowning boy.

PHOTOJED JACOBSOHN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (USC PLAYER) PHOTOPETER READ MILLER/SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (HADEN)