Mark Bechtel's ... Mascot Math

Waldorf, Maryland and Virginia Wesleyan all updated beloved mascots. SI calculated how they got from old to new
September 22, 2014

WALLY - STINKY PETE + LINK + VIKING'S HELMET WARRICK

TESTUDO - CUDDLINESS + TMNT x GODZILLA NEW TESTUDO

BOB MARLIN √∑ JABBERJAW + MICKEY'S FEET + BARRY BONDS NEW BOB

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Parents have been banned from naming their children Messi in the Argentinian soccer star's hometown of Rosario because it was getting confusing.

TWO PHOTOSCOURTESY OF WALDORF COLLEGE (WALLY, WARRICK) PHOTODISNEY PIXAR (STINKY PETE) PHOTONINTENDO (LINK) PHOTOMICHAEL J. LEBRECHT II FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (HELMET) PHOTOMITCH STRINGER/ USA TODAY SPORTS (TESTUDO) PHOTODORLING KINDERSLEY/GETTY IMAGES (KITTEN) PHOTOWARNER BROS./PHOTOFEST (TMNT) PHOTOTOHO COMPANY/PHOTOFEST (GODZILLA) PHOTODIAMONDBACKONLINE.COM (NEW TESTUDO) TWO PHOTOSCOURTESY OF VIRGINIA WESLEYAN ATHLETICS (OLD AND NEW BOB) PHOTOHANNA-BARBERA (JABBERJAW) PHOTODISNEY CHANNEL/GETTY IMAGES (MICKEY MOUSE) PHOTOERIC RISBERG/AP (BONDS) PHOTOJUAN MANUEL SERRANO ARCE/GETTY IMAGES (MESSI)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)