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Mark Bechtel's ... Mascot Math

Sept. 22, 2014
Sept. 22, 2014

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Sept. 22, 2014

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MARCUS MARIOTA
PRO FOOTBALL
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  • A U.S. Ryder Cup star at 23, he enjoyed a lifestyle as flamboyant as his belt buckles. Six years later and 28 months removed from his last PGA Tour event, he has gone into hiding, wrestling with whether to tee it up again or reap an eight-figure disability settlement

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Mark Bechtel's ... Mascot Math

Waldorf, Maryland and Virginia Wesleyan all updated beloved mascots. SI calculated how they got from old to new

WALLY - STINKY PETE + LINK + VIKING'S HELMET WARRICK

This is an article from the Sept. 22, 2014 issue Original Layout

TESTUDO - CUDDLINESS + TMNT x GODZILLA NEW TESTUDO

BOB MARLIN √∑ JABBERJAW + MICKEY'S FEET + BARRY BONDS NEW BOB

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Parents have been banned from naming their children Messi in the Argentinian soccer star's hometown of Rosario because it was getting confusing.

TWO PHOTOSCOURTESY OF WALDORF COLLEGE (WALLY, WARRICK)PHOTODISNEY PIXAR (STINKY PETE)PHOTONINTENDO (LINK)PHOTOMICHAEL J. LEBRECHT II FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (HELMET)PHOTOMITCH STRINGER/ USA TODAY SPORTS (TESTUDO)PHOTODORLING KINDERSLEY/GETTY IMAGES (KITTEN)PHOTOWARNER BROS./PHOTOFEST (TMNT)PHOTOTOHO COMPANY/PHOTOFEST (GODZILLA)PHOTODIAMONDBACKONLINE.COM (NEW TESTUDO)TWO PHOTOSCOURTESY OF VIRGINIA WESLEYAN ATHLETICS (OLD AND NEW BOB)PHOTOHANNA-BARBERA (JABBERJAW)PHOTODISNEY CHANNEL/GETTY IMAGES (MICKEY MOUSE)PHOTOERIC RISBERG/AP (BONDS)PHOTOJUAN MANUEL SERRANO ARCE/GETTY IMAGES (MESSI)