The Antisocial Network

A theoretical peek at the recent history of sports connections
September 29, 2014

Mike Pettine

BIG DOG

CLEVELAND

Endorsed Johnny Manziel for Penmanship

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Derek Jeter

SECURITY BLANKET

NEW YORK CITY

Joined a group AARP

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Jameis Winston

LOOSE CANNON

TALLAHASSEE

Added a skill Public Speaking

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Robert Kraft

KINGMAKER

FOXBOROUGH

Has a new connection Condoleezza Rice

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Roger Goodell

CASHIER

NEW YORK CITY

Is reading How to Make Friends and Influence People

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SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Former Suns guard Rex Chapman, who made $22 million during his NBA career, was arrested for allegedly shoplifting $14,000 worth of merchandise from an Apple store in Arizona.

PHOTORON SCHWANE/USA TODAY SPORTS (PETTINE) PHOTONEILSON BARNARD/GETTY IMAGES/BLOOMINGDALE'S (JETER) PHOTOJAYNE KAMIN/ONCEA/USA TODAY SPORTS (WINSTON) PHOTOMICHAEL O'NEILL FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (KRAFT) PHOTOPATRIC SCHNEIDER/AP (GOODELL) PHOTOSCOTTSDALE POLICE DEPARTMENT/REUTERS (CHAPMAN)

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