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Nov. 10, 2014
Nov. 10, 2014

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Nov. 10, 2014

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  • TODAY'S DEFENSES—HELLO, 7--1 CARDINALS!—APPLY PRESSURE BY THREATENING THE VITAL LANES BETWEEN THE CENTER AND THE GUARDS. AND ONCE A TEAM HAS SLOTTED A PAIR OF BLITZERS IN THOSE "A" GAPS? THAT'S WHEN THE FUN BEGINS

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Mustache Math

Movember, the annual mustache-growing fund- and awareness-raiser for men's health issues, is upon us. In celebration, here are a few of the more notorious 'staches in sports broken down into their primary elements

NED FLANDERS + TOM SELLECK = KEITH HERNANDEZ

This is an article from the Nov. 10, 2014 issue Original Layout

MICHAEL CERA √∑ JUSTIN BIEBER = ADAM MORRISON

WILFORD BRIMLEY √ó SHAUN WHITE = LANNY MCDONALD

SALVADOR DALI + CLARK GABLE² = ROLLIE FINGERS

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Heat forward Josh McRoberts tore his own jersey in anger after missing a rebound in a win over the Raptors last Sunday and had to come out of the game.

PHOTOFOX/PHOTOFEST (FLANDERS)PHOTOTHOMAS CONCORDIA/WIREIMAGE/GETTY IMAGES (SELLECK)PHOTORON VESELY/MLB PHOTOS/GETTY IMAGES (HERNANDEZ)PHOTOJEROD HARRIS/GETTY IMAGES FOR ACURA (CERA)PHOTOARI PERILSTEIN/GETTY IMAGES FOR VARIETY (BIEBER)PHOTORICH FRISHMAN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (MORRISON)PHOTOPHOTOFEST (BRIMLEY)PHOTOKEVIN WINTER/TONIGHT SHOW/GETTY IMAGES FOR THE TONIGHT SHOW (WHITE)PHOTOB BENNETT/GETTY IMAGES (MCDONALD)PHOTOJACK MITCHELL/GETTY IMAGES (DALI)PHOTOMGM/GETTY IMAGES (GABLE)PHOTOFRED KAPLAN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (FINGERS)PHOTOYOUTUBE.COM (MCROBERTS)ILLUSTRATION