Mustache Math

Movember, the annual mustache-growing fund- and awareness-raiser for men's health issues, is upon us. In celebration, here are a few of the more notorious 'staches in sports broken down into their primary elements
November 10, 2014

NED FLANDERS + TOM SELLECK = KEITH HERNANDEZ

MICHAEL CERA √∑ JUSTIN BIEBER = ADAM MORRISON

WILFORD BRIMLEY √ó SHAUN WHITE = LANNY MCDONALD

SALVADOR DALI + CLARK GABLE² = ROLLIE FINGERS

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Heat forward Josh McRoberts tore his own jersey in anger after missing a rebound in a win over the Raptors last Sunday and had to come out of the game.

PHOTOFOX/PHOTOFEST (FLANDERS) PHOTOTHOMAS CONCORDIA/WIREIMAGE/GETTY IMAGES (SELLECK) PHOTORON VESELY/MLB PHOTOS/GETTY IMAGES (HERNANDEZ) PHOTOJEROD HARRIS/GETTY IMAGES FOR ACURA (CERA) PHOTOARI PERILSTEIN/GETTY IMAGES FOR VARIETY (BIEBER) PHOTORICH FRISHMAN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (MORRISON) PHOTOPHOTOFEST (BRIMLEY) PHOTOKEVIN WINTER/TONIGHT SHOW/GETTY IMAGES FOR THE TONIGHT SHOW (WHITE) PHOTOB BENNETT/GETTY IMAGES (MCDONALD) PHOTOJACK MITCHELL/GETTY IMAGES (DALI) PHOTOMGM/GETTY IMAGES (GABLE) PHOTOFRED KAPLAN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (FINGERS) PHOTOYOUTUBE.COM (MCROBERTS) ILLUSTRATION

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)