HOT: Klay Thompson

The Warriors guard scored an NBA-record 37 points in one quarter. Team considers changing its name to Molten State.

HOT: Shea Weber

The Predators D-man had the hardest shot at 108.5 mph, earning respect in the NHL—and the NRA.

HOT: Cristiano Ronaldo

Red-carded at Cordoba for kicking and slapping. At least it didn't escalate to hair-pulling.

NOT: Marshawn Lynch

The Seahawks will now be penalized for his crotch-grab celebration, aka the icky shuffle.

NOT: Robert Allenby

Shocking. His tale of robbery and abduction has a few holes. Hint: Next time say a cameraman backed into you.

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