HOT: Russell Westbrook
First NBA player to get three straight triple doubles and a dent in the side of his face in one week.
HOT: Jaromir Jagr
NHL's oldest player traded to Panthers. No one told him you're supposed to move to Florida after you retire.
NOT: Taylor Price
Wins American Rodeo for bareback, pockets $600,000. Horse just gets taken for a ride.
NOT: Marshawn Lynch
Tells Istanbul TV reporter he was surprised he didn't get ball at end of Super Bowl. Turns out with some media members he's a Turkish delight.
Considering restoring freshman ineligibility. In related news, no high school recruits are considering Big Ten schools.