His key role in holding together the Constitutional Convention indicates promise as a floor general—and as a negotiator on the CBA.
He can't run the triangle with those rectangles on his face. Even with a pair of Kareem's old goggles, there would still be questions about his court vision.
Despite all the years he spent eating, drinking wine and wooing allies in Paris, his muskets look NBA-ready.
He'll confuse opponents with his old-school trash talk: "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."
Could be foul-prone. That stiff arm looks intimidating on paper, but extend it on the dribble-drive and the refs will whistle you every time.
A lefty, he's awkward to D up, but that palm-on-top-of-the-ball thing shouts Bob Cousy. To last in the league, he'll need to develop his carry-and-travel game.
He's got moves. He fathered an out-of-wedlock child. Why should Shawn Kemp have all the fun?
He's taking long shorts to a new low. One would expect such a noted libertine to show some skin, if not some righteous ink.
What are those, low-top Chuckie T's? Indicates branding savvy but raises questions about long-term knee health.