HOT: Foreign Substances
Two pitchers in one week were nabbed with illegal goo on their person, taking baseball full circle. Pine tar is the new clear.
NOT: Bryan Price
A month after his infamous 77-curse tirade, the Reds' manager was ejected before last Saturday's game against the Indians, a 2--1 loss, the team's seventh of nine in a row.
SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
The Marlins charged $100 for an event billed as a chance for fans to interact with players, but no one on the team showed up.