ON JUNE 2, Indians outfielder Brandon Moss hit his 100th career home run, which landed in the visitors' bullpen at Kansas City's Kauffman Stadium. After the 2--1 win over the Royals, Cleveland's relievers and bullpen staffers submitted a ransom note for the return of the ball to Moss: an iPhone, iPad, MacBook or Apple Watch for each of the 11 bullpen denizens, plus $5,000 cash and a 50-gallon drum of lube (?). This is not a first. SI found the demands supposedly submitted by Mariners teammates when Alex Rodriguez hit his 100th homer on Aug. 12, 1998.

100[superscript th] Alex Rodriguez Homenin Ball

1. emate 300

2. Newton Message pad

3. Newton

4. Quicktake

5. Newton or 50-gal drum of zima

6. iMac 63

7. Power book 63

8. iMac

9. Newton

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Newcastle midfielder PAPISS CISS‚Äö√†√∂‚àö¢ told his longtime girlfriend he was taking a postseason vacation, then married another woman while he was away.

FIVE PHOTOSAPPLE (PRODUCTS, 5)
PHOTOMICHAEL REGAN/GETTY IMAGES (CISS‚Äö√†√∂‚àö¢) ILLUSTRATION

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)