NEXT SEASON THE Indiana Pacers will honor the 30th anniversary of Hoosiers by wearing the uniforms made famous by fictional Hickory High. SI consulted with Angelo Pizzo, the film's writer, to see which current NBA players would be the best fits for the Huskers.
JIMMY CHITWOOD: GORDON HAYWARD
Run the picket fence all day long for the baby-faced Hoosier State hero.
OLLIE MCCLELLAN: MATTHEW DELLAVEDOVA
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Doesn't shoot free throws granny style, but he's a floor-burn-lovin' reserve.
RADE BUTCHER: J.R. SMITH
Four passes before shooting? Not when a gunner like Smith is playing, no matter what his coach says.
STRAP PURL: AMAR'E STOUDEMIRE
God will want Stoudemire on the floor where he can best throw around his bulk.
MERLE WEBB: JEREMY LIN
Point guard from Harvard represents all the guys from small schools who never got a chance.
BUDDY WALKER: DEANDRE JORDAN
Quits team over a disagreement with his coach, returns and sticks to opponents like gum.
EVERETT FLATCH: JOHN LUCAS
Father overcame demons, helps from afar; son a valuable glue guy, and hasn't thrown anyone into a trophy case.
WHIT BUTCHER: CHRIS SMITH
Brother of the team's gunner ain't no gizzard, but two-game career makes it easy to forget he was ever around.
SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
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