HOT: Deflategate

The more tedious and absurd it gets, the more it enthralls; is Roger Goodell's stature shrinking faster than, um, what's a good comparison?

NOT: Jerome Bettis

The Steelers' back, who rushed for 13,662 yards (sixth most in the NFL) and 91 touchdowns, made it to the Hall but did not arrive in Canton by bus.

PHOTOJONATHAN DANIEL/GETTY IMAGES (GOODELL) PHOTOGENE J. PUSKAR/AP (BETTIS)