Penalty Phase

February 01, 2016

LAST MONTH ESPN suspended on-air personality Bob Ryan for making disparaging remarks about ESPN NBA analyst Mark Jackson while appearing on Dan Le Batard's ESPN radio show. So how does Ryan's two-week time-out compare with other ESPN disciplinary acts? Match the perp with the crime and the time.

THE LINEUP

1

BILL SIMMONS

2

MAX BRETOS

3

TEDDY ATLAS

4

TONY KORNHEISER

5

KEITH OLBERMANN

6

DAN LE BATARD

THE INFRACTIONS

A.

Two weeks for calling Bristol, Conn., a godforsaken place

B.

Two weeks for commenting on Hannah Storm's wardrobe

C.

One week for arguing with a program director

D.

Thirty days for using "chink in the armor" while discussing Jeremy Lin's game

E.

Two days for renting a billboard to mock LeBron James

F.

Three weeks for criticizing Roger Goodell

ANSWER KEY:

1, F / 2, D / 3, C / 4, B / 5, A / 6, E

THEY SAID IT

"WELL, I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT IT TO BE ME STANDING AT THE $2 WINDOW AT TURFWAY."

Pete Rose

Reds great, who was selected for the team's hall of fame on Jan. 19, when asked how he'd like to be depicted in a statue that will be placed outside Great American Ball Park.

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

While in New York to play the Nets, Thunder forward Steve Novak ordered a room-service latte at the Trump Soho, for which he was charged $20.67.

PHOTOFOTOLIA.COM (TV) PHOTOLEON BENNETT/GETTY IMAGES (SIMMONS) PHOTOAMY E. PRICE/GETTY IMAGES FOR SXSW (BRETOS) PHOTOFRANK FRANKLIN II/AP (ATLAS) PHOTOJIM MONE/AP (KORNHEISER) PHOTOTAYLOR HILL/FILMMAGIC (OLBERMANN) PHOTOJOE FARAONI/ESPN IMAGES (LE BATARD) PHOTOMARK LYONS/GETTY IMAGES (ROSE) PHOTOTWITTER.COM (LATTE)

HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
OUT
HOLE YARDS PAR R1 R2 R3 R4
IN
Eagle (-2)
Birdie (-1)
Bogey (+1)
Double Bogey (+2)