COME BACK REAL SOON
But next time leave some loot for the authentic good ol' boys, A. J. After all, they are the men who invented things like stock-car racing and the Daytona 500
REIGNING CATS AND DOGS
Their Majesties, canine and feline, held court in Madison Square Garden, where super dog and top cat were named this month in the Westminster and Empire shows, respectively.
BECAUSE A STEERING WHEEL DIDN'T TILT
And for 17 other reasons, a 7' ABA center jumped to the NBA, while the Nets induced Marquette's 6'11" junior center to sign
SEE THE PUCKLINGS WOBBLE IN
Words flew faster than greenbacks as the World Hockey Association, a group of rare birds with major league aspirations, drafted Orr, Hull, a state governor and everyone else owning a pair of skates