NOW ON THE OTHER HAND...
Old Pudgy, better known as Olympic champion Vasily Alexeyev, hurt his right wrist before last week's bizarre meet in Las Vegas and this was the result. He didn't set any records, which wasn't the only thing that went wrong
THREE ISLANDERS UNTO THEMSELVES
The Trio Grande of NHL scoring leader Bryan Trottier, top goal producer Mike Bossy and senior citizen Clark Gillies, who is all of 23, has kept the New York Islanders within shooting distance of the Philadelphia Flyers
ISN'T IT WARM, ISN'T IT COZY, SIDE BY SIDE
Putting two and two together, the PGA and LPGA came up with a honey of a tournament that had the pros hugging happily