Get in There, Scottie!
Playing with an NBA star is only one thing you can do with these new titles
Red-hot in the Cold
When it comes to running on powder, Tom Sobal dusts the competition
No Strikes, No Lockouts
The season's best sports volumes are a welcome antidote to labor disputes
On The Scene
Pumpkin, Two O'clock High!
Squash stormed the skies of Delaware at the Punkin' Chunkin' championships
"Within the complex are a travel agency, a whirlpool big enough for 20 players, and a dance studio for the cheerleaders"
"If you want to do something for yourself—play with your kids, visit with your agent—you do it today"
"This morning, former Jet and Patriot running back Blair Thomas was signed as a backup for Emmitt Smith, and Joe Fishback was sent into exile"
"Irvin is full of the rapture that comes with being the cock of the walk, the big dog, the warrior, himself"
Another Gusher For Jones
"Hennings, who flew A-10s in the gulf war, is happy to take over child duty"
"The Cowboys are unique, a phenomenon that transcends the narrow confines of regional fandom"
"No team has won three Super Bowls in a row, but don't bet against these fellows doing it"
Game of the Weak
By falling to the woeful Wolves, the clueless Clippers approached a record for futility