ASU Basketball: Luguentz Dort Pun Takes Over the Internet
Going from undrafted to NBA playoff star, former Sun Devil Luguentz Dort has made a name for himself during the NBA bubble. The Oklahoma City guard has made quick work of fellow Arizona State Alum James Harden. The frequent shooter is only shooting 24% from the field and beyond the arch. Dort, however, cannot guard himself from some twitter name games.
The concept is simple, take his last name, Dort, and have it rhyme with something he “does”. For example, Luguentz Dort hears a joke. Luguentz Snort. Here are some favorites…
Luguentz Dort wonders how much whole milk goes into a tasty homemade ricotta.
— Coach Mark Daigneault (@CoachD4Real) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Quart https://t.co/82hJQXFadB
Luguentz Dort doesn’t like pants.
— Alex Roig (@AlexRoig_NBA) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Shorts https://t.co/wGw6nBjqs9
Luguentz Dort just got sued.
— Kenny 🍜 (@ramensexual) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Court. https://t.co/c1bdQ00Qvs
Lugentz Dort prevents a robbery. Lugentz Thwart https://t.co/y8I1MHe2cT
— Ethan Jordan (@ethan_jordan9) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Dort is always there for his friends when they’re feeling down.
— Gannon Hanevold (@GannonHanevold) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Support https://t.co/tWlKruztC9
Luguentz Dort plays basketball
— Warn (@heidfeldmafia) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Sport https://t.co/9OWGEIZfnH
Finally here’s the original,
Luguentz Dort builds a house
— Lu Dort Fan Account (@LuDortBurner) August 27, 2020
Luguentz Fort
Luguentz Dort looks to continue being a defensive stopper for the Thunder Saturday, as the NBA is set to resume with game 5 of the first round of the playoffs. The Thunder are currently tied with the Houston Rockets at two games apiece. Tip-off is at 3:30 PM MST.
