Advice for David Beckham and a job offer for his wife!

Who gives a rip about Beckham? Well O.K. maybe his wife Posh is a nice addition to the USA but who really gives a rip about Beckham? I guess his wife will

Who gives a rip about Beckham?

Well O.K. maybe his wife Posh is a nice addition to the USA but who really gives a rip about Beckham? I guess his wife will since he is getting $1 million A WEEK for 5 years. That’s almost Saban money.Â

We are told that he will do what no one else has done. He will be the personal savior of soccer in America. He will get the masses to embrace this sport. Pele was the greatest ever and he couldn’t but Becks will! I can see the billboards now: buy a ticket and get a date with my hot wife that even a slug like me couldn’t get except that the Americans are paying me a million a week.  I do respect him for one thing: I heard him call it soccer. LOL!Â

Soccer’s allegedly best player has now come full circle. He did what no one else has done. He is a European Metro sexual that referred to soccer as soccer. All right Beck, that is a great start. You get some Spartan Nation love for calling soccer soccer, so I have decided out of the goodness of my heart to give you some friendly advice.  Here is my advice and all I want is a date with your…(ouch) that was my wife hitting me. Anyways:

 

1. Make sure that you never take your sport serious. We don’t!
2. Tell your team that each game should be get your picture taken with my wife night. I will take six season tickets now!
3. Count your $250 million in increments of $5!
4. When in doubt, after America fails to even care, remember that your married to Posh spice.
5. Count your $250 million in increments of $.25!
6. Remember that America loves the Spartans, so become an MSU fan. You could then make big money selling pictures of your wife wearing an MSU jersey. I will take 6.
7. Count your $250 million in increments of $1!
8. Pull a Romo and miss the ball. America loves losers.
9. Count your $250 million…again.
10. Remember your married to Posh.
11. Everywhere else you have been, if you had a bad game people went crazy. If you have a bad game here no one will notice.
12. Count your money while your wife hands it to you.
13. Let your wife become my new permanent guest on Hondo’s House. (Ouch!)