SEC Shorts: Mizzou Tries to Date College Playoffs

Panic rooms, background checks on Tigers dominate this week's skit

Author:
Kent Smith
Publish date:
Sep 27, 2023 10:19 AM EDT

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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – After a long delay, we finally have the answer as to what took so long for SEC Shorts to post a video. Typically known for its impressively tight window to write a script and produce a weekly comedy sketch, it took nearly three times as long as usual to put out this week's video.

However, it's completely understandable. This week's topic was Mizzou – a team typically used as a running punchline regarding everyone being surprised to find out they are in the SEC. However, because they are undefeated and clamoring for respect, the guys at SEC Shorts had to do the unthinkable – actually take a lot of time learning the names of Missouri players and research their stats.

The immediate, intense reaction of College Playoff finding Missouri in her living room trying to arrange a date with her. What follows is a series of events that Razorback fans will find hilarious until it hits them the Hogs were two tackles away from this skit being about them.