SEC ROLL CALL: When in Doubt, League Kicks Texas Around

Stress leads Razorbacks to develop chain smoking habit, basketball season arrives just in time to take sting out of Kentucky loss to Georgia, Oklahoma basks in the glory

Author:
Kent Smith
Publish date:
Oct 10, 2023 11:24 AM EDT

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Arkansas Razorbacks

FRISCO, Texas – The stress of the season has devolved Arkansas into a habit of chain smoking while Oklahoma soaks in its last Red River Rivalry win outside the SEC.

Join the entire league as everyone gives the Sooners, and especially Texas, a hard time about, well, being themselves in the hilarious Week 6 installment of Matt Mitchell's "SEC Roll Call." Also, we find out if Kentucky's football season matters now that basketball is technically in season again, Georgia finally wakes up, and Missouri is still as creepy as ever.