No. 30: Bartolo Colon

Position: SP | Age: 44
Current Team: Mets | Best Fit: Mets
2016 Stats: 15–8, 3.43 ERA, 1.21 WHIP, 5.5 K/9

What can you say? The man's ancient. He throws basically nothing but fastballs—a league-high 90% of the time—and they are fast in name only, averaging in the high 80s. But he gets the job done and has been a godsend for the Mets, who have every reason to bring him back to celebrate his 44th birthday in May.

JAFFE: Bartolo is the gift (and the GIF) that keeps on giving

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