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Boston Bruins' Brad Marchand sings!

Who knew that Boston superpest Brad Marchand (63) could carry a tune or that Patrice Bergeron (left) could wax poetic? Photo: Bill Smith/NHLI via Getty Images)

Who knew that Boston superpest Brad Marchand (63) could carry a tune or that Patrice Bergeron (left) could wax poetic?

With the release of NHL 15 less than two weeks away, the masters of hype over at EA Sports have put out two promotional videos that seem sure to grab some attention.

Pointless? Sure. Every gamer I know had NHL 15 preordered weeks ago. But after you see the genius EA unleashed on Friday, you might want to go grab an extra copy in lieu of finger snaps.

First up is Bruins great Brad Marchand proving that he has more in common with Freddy Mercury, Barry Manilow and Jimmy Durante than a prominent proboscis. This is going to be the one slow song that every grade eight boy in Canada will dance to:

And then, there's this. I'm guessing Patrice Bergeron didn't get around to reading the fine print in his promotional contract:

Not exactly Charles Bukowski or Lydia Lunch, but the passion, man, the passion!

 

 

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